coworker you want to fuck

Discussion in 'Sex Polls' started by JudeLawless, Apr 30, 2018.

  1. Kerri

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    sex and gun control threads are my go-tos :)

    It's not that I don't want to sleep with them because I'm worried about how it sounds - I just don't want to sleep with them. I simply recognize that they're attractive

    I think most guys would be surprised by the frequency most women think about sex
     
  2. Vanilla Gorilla

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    I dont think you understand each other though

    You admit to thinking about sex a lot, but dont ever want to do it because the payoff is never worth it, with a male anyway ( and I dont mean as opposed to a female, I mean as in taking care of it yourself)

    There is always that small percentage of females that are worse than the guys, cum just as quick as the guys do when with a guy. The only difference between them and the guys is they are a lot more sneakier about it, no one ever finds out, including their female friends.

    By that I mean the rest of you ladies never ever see them

    The entire spectrum of the female half of the population, give them a rank on a libido scale from 0 to 100, say you sit at the 80th percentile, those that would score a 98 or above, are you sure you have any idea how often they think about sex, how easy it is for them


    The sitcom 30 Rock, theres a bit when Tina Fey is in an elevator with a guy she is in to, he looks her in the eye and she makes a joke about it being like the Death Star tractor beam. 99.9% of guys wont really get that joke, the eye thing never works on them like that, unfortunately neither will most gay guys get it as well. But even most women wont really get it, a hot guy looks you in the eyes its alluring, gives you butterflies, but not to the point where that alone is enough to make you shudder / cum right then and there.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

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    lucky for you, we have a butt thread right here on the forums!
     
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  4. ahsorandy

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    Surprise me. LOL
     
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  5. I'minmyunderwear

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    the answer is never. surprise!
     
  6. bbbong999

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    I would have said, "You know, I've got early wake-up call so I'm hitting the hay." What's he going to do, go to bed with you? Hopefully, she'd get the message and do the same thing. One phone call to her room and it's game on!
     
  7. bbbong999

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    On behalf of all lovers of gorgeous asses, I want to thank you for working hard on keeping it gorgeous and for showing it off for others to enjoy without you reporting it to HR. :yum::yum:
     
  8. thefallenone1986

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    my team leader. nice rack nice ass
     
  9. Joboo6

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    I should have come up with something after hearing the disappointment in her voice when he showed up in the bar.
     
  10. Irminsul

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    I work through several building sites,.my ears ring with tinnitus and click clacking high heels. It makes me very aroused.
     
  11. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    Not where I work. But some of my customers? That's a whole 'nother story...
     
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  12. YouFreeMe

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    I almost posted this exact thing. @Meliai
     
  13. Meliai

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  14. guerillabedlam

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    Only reason I liked it because the gif actually made me lol, overall quite disappointed with the response. :(
     
  15. YouCanTrustMe

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    I did once. That was back in 1985. We got married in ‘88. Thirty years and three kids later, we’re still together.
     
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  16. funsizegirltoy

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    Oh my gosh, yes. I have a coworker that is so amazing and lovely. I actually had an erotic dream about her once and it really got me looking at her in a different way. She's one of my closest friends and sometimes I really want to get crazy with her. But I haven't.
     
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    I fancy a coworker of mine who goes by the name ‘Chief’. He doesn’t know it yet but I am trying to get the courage up to see if he is interested in cupping my balls,
     
  18. Bicaptain My Captain

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    Retired now, so it isn't an issue. When employed, I never fished from the company pier.
     
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  19. Irminsul

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    I would have, I would have been all over them EA, reception woman. :D
     
  20. Rots in hell

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    I am saying Fuck all
     
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