Corny pick up lines.

I fucking love them!
My buddy just sent me this one;
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!"

Tell me your favorite!

 

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"That shirt is very becoming of you, although, if i were on you I would be coming too."
"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!"
"Im a math teacher, did ya know? One plus two equals me and you."

 

"Was your daddy a farmer, cause you were born to raise cocks"

that one is probably my favourite.

 

haha!!!!!!!
:rofl:

 

Oh, lord. I used to love these types of pick up lines... as a fifth grader

The first one ever used on me was:

"Did it hurt?"

"..did what hurt?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

 

Here's one not to use around airport security:

"You better not get on the plane, cuz you're the bomb!"

 

"Now fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Chuck?"

 

Haha, I actually think this one is hilarious.

 

haha me to.
My friend sends me pick up lines ALL the time cause i love them.

 

hahaha!

 

your mom said i would find you here...

 

"I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home."

"Hey, come here"
*makes a "come hither" motion with finger*
"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand"

 

"Really !?...I'm 16 too !! "

Only works online though.

 

Another fantastic one:
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"

 

corny pick-up lines:

"wanna fuck?"

"hey, wanna come with me to a great party? They've got liquer in the front and poker in the rear."

you:"see this watch, this is a great watch, it tells me more than just the time."
her: "oh, what else does it tell you?"
you: "well, right now it's telling me you're not wearing any underwear"
her: "well it must be broken then because I am wearing underwear."
you: "Oh...well than it must be an hour ahead...can I buy you a drink?"

 

Excuse me, I've lost my number. Can I have yours?

You must be Jamaican because ja makin' me crazy.

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

You must be a General because my Soldier just snapped to attention.

It's a good thing I have my library card!
Why?
Because I'm checkin' you out!

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

 

AHAHAHAHAHA
i like these ones.

 

"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"