yall know how these work ...when you get in an elevator and someone farts a nasty one, but your floor isn't for another three stops, that's a cool feeling
This is a funny "fart" story............. Last month, I was able to go with my wife to the "baby doctor" for a check-up. Well, we had a lunch that was not agreeing with me. So, here we are in a room, waiting for the doctor to come in. A minute before she opened the door, I had to "pass gas" really bad. I had no place to go so I had to let it out. My wife knew right away that I farted and she was getting worried that the doctor was going to come in before I could "clear out" the room. But, before I could light a match, she walked in, put my wife's chart down and asked her, "Are you feeling a bit gassy today?" I almost "lost it" when she asked my wife that. Now, I am not allowed to go with her to the doctor until the baby is being born................LMFAO! ~namaste~
