Control the world

This is going to be our way of running the world.


I will hereby claim the continent of N. America, the country of N. Korea, and Australia. You guys may fight for the rest.

 

I take the Virgin Islands.

 

i'll take south america

 

Excellent choice.

 

You know the name is misleading, right?

 

I shall use Canada to kamakazi brazil and take control of your cocaine fields. Your move bitches.

 

What do you mean, are they not islands?

 

haha, you really think the canadians will do that?

 

Good job. No, they are not. They are peninsulas in denial.

And fitzy, I now own Canada if you forgot. They will do it, or I will ass rape them.

 

i just want fiji and madagascar

 

I'm taking texas

 

You may have them.

Vin, get your hands off of Texas. That's mine. You can have New Hampshire if you'd like.

 

I want mexico then

 

ahahaha fool.. no one wants mexico.. not even the mexicans want mexico

 

I will let you have mexico, but you keep those fucks on your side of the fence. If it comes on my side of the fence, I own it.

 

Hell no my people will cross when they damn well feel like it

 

come on, they're canadians.

 

I want Greece and Italy. I will make a fortune just from the profits of their food and television stereotypes.

 

I will think about this. I demand 10% of all fettucini that comes out of italy.

 

Pha! You think I'm going to give up 10% of fettuchini? I will give you the dancing grandfathers yelling "Opa!", and that is all.