random: -I cannot shake this fucking hangover. I swear I took half a bottle of extra-strength tylenol and my head is still pounding. -I am eating realllllly shitty chinese food right now. It tastes like it has sugar on it. -I managed to get kicked out of two bars last night: one for showing my ass to a group of girls, and the other for attempting to sneak in an underage girl. -My friend (a skinny urban cowboy with a penchant for heavy cocaine use) made the funniest fucking comment ever, with no conversational lead in of any sort (he yelled it at a passing pedestrian, to be truthful) as we (a group of 10 guys and 4 girls)were trooping from one bar to another: That is all.
drink loads of water along with the pain killers stop pulling dumb shit in bars find a better chinese place to order in from aah, but the comment was pretty funny. I woulda just rolled my eyes at men being idiots if it were ever said to me, but it's amusing because it didn't happen to me
It ain't one of those hangovers. I pretty much go to bars exclusively to get wasted and to pull dumb shit to impress dumb women. If I wanted/needed boring/tame nights, I'd stay home (its free). Ahhh its what I'm working on Eh. If you sift through the garbage he spouts out some gems.
