comedians.

it really irritates me when they repeat jokes that they've done for previous specials on comedy central.
it's like, jeebus, come up with some new shit, the last special was recorded a year ago!!! damn. haha.

 

yeah i agree. But making a solid joke is not an easy thing to do. Im not a comedian and i only come up with one every 6 months maybe.

The problem might be that their comedy shows have been taped and put on youtube.

 

hahaha, true.

meh, you tube is for suckas! hahaha. just kidding. =]

 

I get so excited everytime I find a new person who makes me laugh for that specific reason. (I <3 Jon LaJoie sooo much)

 

I dont see it as a bad thing really.. somtimes they say the joke and its funnier the second time than the first just by the way they act. A favorite comedian of mine, jim gaffigan does it, he talks about hotpockets and bacon alot, haha.. that guys great

 

dead pockets...

 

hooooooot pooockeeettt

 

I like repeats because I never remember the jokes anyways.

 

i understand it happens sometimes, but it is annoying as hell when someone has a special, and 3 years later they come out with another special that is exactly the same...

 

There's this one comedian with a monkey ventriliquist doll that bugs the hell out of me, because she does the same (or painfully similiar) act everytime I see her. She was on the australian comedy gala a couple of weeks ago and I nearly feel asleep. :|

 

mitch hedberg

 

Mitch hedberg was a fucking genius. sometimes a joke needs to be repeated.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that
Mitch Hedberg I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Mitch Hedberg I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Mitch Hedberg I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg - More quotations on: [Food]
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Mitch Hedberg I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
Mitch Hedberg The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Mitch Hedberg With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
Mitch Hedberg You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
Mitch Hedberg I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg, Comedy Central Presents I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Mitch Hedberg, Mitch All Together

 

I love him. and Sarah Silverman.

 

Remember how he died on the last day of March, so all the news sources had the story out on April 1st? I thought it was a fucked up joke he thought would be funny. I was sorely disappointed when the "joke" continued three years later.

 

this is what I call a real comedian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnoj-3mIlVw

 

LOL.

 

that guy is the best.

 

You're a real nerd, zen. That's stuff I can only learn from you.

I got a friend that does this sort of anti-humor stuff around Union Sq. and Brooklyn.

 

that's very very true, I am a nerd. a nerd that smokes crack time to time.

who's your friend? I've met a lot of performers at Union Sq.

 

Jackson. Pronounces it "sun" for some reason.

Asian dude. Laughs about his own non-jokes. Half of what he says is unintelligible gibberish.

He might be doing something for me and my partner this summer.