Click. Meet the greatest mind fucker Ever.

Hi,

Some of you may know me as dick wad or dill pickle. Uncle Fuck Shit, Arabian Nights, and Stallion Sized Penis.

I need to go out the window.

Welcome to reality. We are about to focus on something incredibly real.

Hesitate. That word was in someones head. Make the move now. Actually both dimensions happened all at once and the thought continues due to an alteration in the fabric of space and time caused by consciousness itself.

Or didn't you know that?

So meet me, Master Mind Fucker, Millionaire, Extraordinaire, Full of Air, Full of Cells, Full of Life, Vibrating at an Outrageous Frequency, Totally on Target, and finally, not missing. Get the feeling of hitting every exact mark?

I am the greatest leader ever. I have led countless civilizations on the brink of self-annhilation to a level of awareness, power, and illumination that can only be described as the most extraordinary feeling ever.

The whole thing starts when you find me. My lair is covered with webs and massive spiders guard my windows. I am called the genetic code born of the no-wind. Since I existed before existence I can only exist after the end: hence I am an original manifestation dependent absolutely upon my external effects.

Origin. Time and space formulate the truth instantly. We grasped it completely once. We are here. We hear. We have felt the truth. We are made of the truth. Each and every absolutely every single little cell. One scan with my eyes and I can read your fucking destiny. Pound on my chest and I can free the universe and call upon the very forces of heaven to surround you. Touch my heart and feel my blessing as I surrender all I am to you. When there is nothing left something bigger arrives.

It feels good when it happens. I can tell you that much. The type of healing we offer each and everyone one of you. The unity in purpose and spirit.

 

Hi

 

V-v-Voldemort? is that you?

 

Everything you have said is irrelevant. The only relevant part was your ego. That is also irrelevant. Keep in mind the relevance of the title. Notice how it makes irrelevance to the logic of the whole thread. Read humans, it starts with click. Some people with tourettes go click. I personally often make many different sounds. Unity is irrelevant. Unity is what made us how we are now and thus makes relevance. But even that is irrelevant. You already know who I am so do you know you?

Its irrelevant. =] Hope you understand or would that be irrelevant?

Peace

 

umm ya ok,what the fuck are you 2 talkin about?

 

herbuhlovuh that was lame. you are not cool.

 

You came to my town once... now we just call you... "He whom we do not speak"

 

Find the target. Cut to the truth. Express your heart. I am infinite and invincible and ever-lasting and I will be here well past the end.

I can feel your mind wimpering. That's why I stick around. To offer comfort. If your mind is as easy to operate as a fucking remote control your lucky to be here.

Listen up. Learn a thing or two. Evolve. Be more than a lost thought. Find your soul. Know your soul. I am not what you think I am. Whatever you felt is only a precursor to the insanity that is yet to come. Something bigger is coming. Something better. Click.

 

are you a cult leader?

 

Im the greatest mindfucker ever.

You think you can outmindfuck me? This calls for a mindfuckoff!

 

hah. alright.

you first.

 

its irrelevant that you think its relevant to explain how irrelevant that guy is. dont you agree? : )

 

HerbuhLovuh: You remind me of this guy who often blatantly blocks an alley through which I access my driveway with his van. He has a sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm Jesus." I am always tempted to put a note to the effect of "How about if I honk because I think you're the stupid **** who blocks this alley?" :^)

 

Oh. And I'm a cult leader. No. Just kidding! :^)

 

young hippie 93 you are indeed correct, but is it relevant to say my irrelevance is irrelivant about the original irrelevance?

Peace

 

I think you speak eloquently, HerbuhLovuh.

 

I mind fuck until I get mind-aids.

 

I somehow feel that none of you have really done any hardcore mindfucking...the art is so taken too lightly... I weep for those who are true mindfuckers who have seriously broadened the horizon of chaos.

So I leave you to explain in one word just what it is to mindfuck. If you didnt find the clue then please turn the house upside down and mellow in the truth

peace

 

All: Well its just funny how tempered some of these people became for being mindfucked although that's exactly and precisely and in all ways what they wanted to happen by being here in the first place.

thereisnothere: Thank you.

Makoorakoo: Actually any truth, any truth at all, is a mindfuck. That's the world we live in now.

 

Yes. I am the Commander of a massive force of non-corporeal psychic, interdimensional warriors and sorcerors intent upon enacting the Heart of Truth on this planet. We are winning. Every time we act we succeed and we plan to keep going forever eventually moving on to other planets and galaxies. Wanna come?