Chuck Norris

Didja know that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he doesn't ever cry?

Did you know that Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway?

What do you know about Chuck Norris?

 

guns dont kill people chuck norris does

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

*giggles* this one I have NOT heard...I have to use this one with my co-workers (we're all biologists).

 

Chuck norris crucified jesus, but he didnt hammer in the nails, he made jesus do it himself.

 

Bruce Lee was the only guy to truly ever kick the shit out of him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c&eurl=http://drunksister.blogspot.com/


Hotwater

 

I just found one that's perfect for a topic of discussion that's been beaten to death here.

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

 

when the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light,because the dark is scared of him

 

this is what happens when people A. live on an island B. have oblivious families and C. have way cooler things to do with their time than read old chuck norris jokes.

 

Sorry, it's true...I live on an island and have been out of the country when I haven't been on the island. The Chuck Norris jokes have just started here...I think they are hilarious. My dad used to watch "Walker: Texas Ranger" when I was growing up.

 

I still love Chuck Norris jokes.

 

i know. you're doing so muc more awesome things with your time than the rest of us who've known these stupid jokes for years. do me a favor, please. go to the treavelodge in avalon and smack the front wall, the one on the right, next to the bar. it was my custom every year. i envy you.

 

chuck norris isn't hung like a horse...horses are hung like chuck norris....

 

Ewww, I avoid Avalon at all costs...

But the next time I'm there, I'll do it, just for you.

 

there is not a chin underneath chuck's beard, but another fist.

 

I like this one too...

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push up...he pushes the world down.

 

Chuck Norris once kicked a roundhouse kick so fast, it traveled through time, striking Amelia Earhardt, causing her plane to crash into the ocean.

 

They'll never find Hoffa, because Chuck Norris hid him.

 

it was the debarkation point of a lot of wonderful summers.