christmas makes me cry

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Flannelwearin'gal, Dec 1, 2008.

  1. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    seriously.
    When i was little, i hated when christmas would come around because we would have to put up the tree and my mom would bitch and scream the whole time. Then mom had to cook cookies or something for the family and she would bitch and scream about that. and then there was the bitching and screaming because i would play the the orniments on the bottom of the tree. When i was like 5.

    Iono. Christmas just scares me because every year my mom gets crazier and finds something new to bitch about.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Kill your mom.

    Problem solved.
     
  3. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    dont forget to make cookies out of her remains for the rest of the family
     
  4. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Now thats just horrible.
     
  5. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    Tell her you quit Christmas and will no longer be participating
     
  6. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    Moms will just haunt you from the grave...'tis a fucker of a predicament, I know.
     
  7. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I've been there_.

    On the plus side, you'll grow up to know that holidays are symbolic occasions.

    And it's not worth it to be stressed out about something that we do supposedly to make each other merry.

    Hang in there, toughie. :cheers2:
     
  8. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Ugh. I think I should finally tell her I'm wiccan so I don't have to deal with any of the crap.
    But then again, she might flip the fuck out and attack me.
     
  9. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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  10. BunnySuit

    BunnySuit Senior Member

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    spend christmas with me! i could be an elf or something, i make this time of year awesome.
     
  11. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    YEAH!
    We can make a gingerbread house too!
    And live in it!
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    My dad used to scream the entire time we put up the tree. I used to get yelled at for having tinsel static-clinged on to my corduroy pants...ah the 70's...

    When Dad finally stopped having anything to do with the tree, my mom would get me to do the lights because he had her convinced that she is terrible at everything.

    You'll look back someday and laugh nervously. ;)
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    you should celebrate fesitivus instead
     
  14. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    I'm thinking you should probably help her out. Tis the season, after all.
     
  15. myself

    myself just me

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    Some people just know how to ruin something that's supposed to be nice.
    My late grandma used to do that all the time... She was far worse than your mom, believe me.
     
  16. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    anyone remember that movie Christmas Story, good ol Ralphy, lol
     
  17. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i would always want to put tinsel and garlands on the tree, and my mom would tell me to leave that shit alone. we were more about ornaments in my family.... seriously though, tinsel is more trouble than it's worth.
     
  18. torz

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    i know someone who hates christmas that much that she goes to a buddhist/jewish retreet for 8 days over the christmas period. no contact with the outside world, no mobile phones, just yoga, meditation, silence & lots of incence. sounds bliss. if i didnt like christmas i'd go there too.
     
  19. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Exactly.


    Its not like your mom has it easy and enjoys yelling and everything :rolleyes:
     
  20. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    that sounds amazing.
    I am all about nag champa.

     
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