So back in high school (7+ years ago) I bought a vial of acid off some friends. They claimed it had 100 hits in it but it actually had more like 130 or so. Regardless, I finished it off and saved the bottle when it was all gone. I still have the bottle. Lately I've been thinking about maybe cutting the bottle up and eating a small piece of it or something to maybe get a trip seeing as how I don't really have access to the stuff anymore. A. Do you suppose this will work, being that it's been sitting at least 7 years and not refridgerated/frozen? B. How much would you try and chew to start off with? I've taken a lot of 'cid in my day, but I have absolutely no experience with this sort of thing.
7 years is a pretty long time...but you could try swishing around some distilled water in there and drink that.
Yeah digesting plastic is something we all love doing. Just fill the bottle with lemon juice and let it sit for a day, than drink the contents.