cheney shoots fellow hunter

Discussion in 'Politics' started by shaggie, Feb 12, 2006.

  1. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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  3. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    The man was wearing weapons of mass destruction.
     
  4. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Cheney shouldn't be hunting with all the heart medication he's on.
     
  5. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    man i done my share of bird huntin,,:X

    an i gotta a lot of questions about this one..:p

    1. why was old booger lawyer playin dog an flushin the quail?

    2. why didnt old booger lawyer playin dog get first shot as not to exspose himself to ,,well bein shot?

    3 . why are 2 multi millionares flushin there own coveys? wheres the trained dogs?

    4. how much had they had to drink

    5. its fuckin dick cheney,,wheres the video? ya know there is one,, i wanna see it..

    6. shouldnt there be a formal investigation as with any hunting accident where a hunter shoots another?

    7. man i wonder what range old fuck got blasted at? im bettin it was a 3 inch magnum 12 gauge with a handicapped load in it.. at 30 to 50 feet ,, man that doods gotta be hurtin....

    its all to fuckin funny..

    8. did dick cheney shit his pants?

    i wanna know damnitt!!
     
  6. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    The video is in a "Secured Location." People like you and I will probably never see it.

    I'm surprised we even found out about this.
     
  7. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

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    Finally Cheney is starting to compete with George for the idiot prize!
     
  8. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Cheney's people didn't mention it until someone leaked the story to the media.

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  9. paintingjames

    paintingjames freaky fish

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    whoops..somebody got fired
     
  10. taxrefund90

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    i shot a man by accident, how come i didn't get this much coverage by the media. oh yea, thats right, theres a media bias by the liberals. the media is controlled by the aclu and people for the american way. God bless fox news, fair and balanced at the speed of live.
     
  11. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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  12. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    I think it might have something to do with you not being the Vice President. y'see, you aren't that important, and you don't have that good of a name recognition.
     
  13. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    Hahahahahahahahaahhahh!!!!!! If that were the case, then Bush would never have been elected, much less re-elected, as the TRUTH about his lying nature would have been shown by the press, without fear of reprisal.


    You shot somebody? How does one go about that? I mean, you have to be shooting a gun, right? I don't understand shooting guns, just my personal problem I guess, but if you don't own and don't shoot firearms, you don't accidently SHOOT people.

    If guns are outlawed, only outlaws kids will accidently shoot each other......

    hee hee hee hee
     
  14. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    I knew this would catch some shit in the forums haha. You guys should see the epsiodes of Jay Leno, Conan, and The Daily Show...Jon Stewart was just having a ball with it.
     
  16. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    I wanna know how Cheney "didn't see him" when they were all apparently wearing orange hunting overshirt things... those things are pretty hard to miss... if that lawyer guy was in the firing line then how could Cheney miss him?
    I reckon Cheney moonlights as a paid assassin.
     
  17. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    The fellow who got shot suffered a minor heart attack because of this. Hope he will be alright.

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  18. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    L A times ,, "rumor has it" ,, is fixin to release a story sayin cheney was drunk..:rolleyes:

    wich i suspected all along,, (refer question #4 of my questionare on the first page..) ;)

    an old dood has a pellet in his heart,,he aint outta the woods yet..

    so if he dies,, an cheney was drunk,, that would be neglagent man slaughter?
     
  19. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    wow,, so he was using a 28 gauge,, there max spread is at about 30 yards,, i doubt old booger was 30 yards away..

    man id love to go get drunk on a quail killin farm an ride around an hop in an out an blast away..

    but i wouldnt be havin my huntin buddy play dog fer me..

    nor would i shoot the old fuck by accident..
    hell id put my gun up an watch the dogs if i got that pickled..

    YOU MARK MY WORDS!!!!

    This is gonna be big shit before its over with..

    they already raisin hell about him gettin off without havin a quail stamp..

    an thats the hunters in texas..

    man im tellinya cheney just shot himself an the republicans in the ass...
     
  20. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Here are some photos of Cheney in his previous life as a cat before he was reincarnated into a person. I think that little cat back there might be Bush Jr.

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