The only thing that makes it better than wine is the fizz... Other than that it fucking sucks. I'm happy Mommy bought me a big old Keystone Light.(I feel like a looser relying on my mom to buy me a single beer and jacking my grandparents champagne but oh well. I'm buzzed and they can buy more after they move to Oregon tomorrow) An yway, beer rules. Wine and champagne drools.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WINE: 1. Beer doesn’t rely on a piece of wood to give it character. 2. The French don’t set the standard for beer-making and food-pairing. 3. Beer is richer, better looking and has a better body. 4. The twist-off cap. Wine makers are just starting to figure that one out. 5. Beer doesn’t need a movie about two losers (Sideways) to increase its popularity. 6. Beer never has a “bad year.” 7. An old English beer-drinking song inspired the melody for The Star-Spangled Banner. Wine coolers inspire Britney Spears. 8. No phony pseudo-sophisticated snobby elitist names starting with “chateau.” 9. Beer is so cool we use it to describe ourselves. We want six-pack abs, not magnum thighs. And the No. 1 reason beer is better than wine: The Mayflower was loaded with beer, not wine. So was Ben Franklin when he discovered electricity.
Stick To Your Cask Of Cooking Sherry....Tis Dangerous to Venture Outside Your Social Status In Life... Cheers Glen.
you like keystone light better than champagne... well ok that statement right there takes away any credibility you could have
Whatever, fizzy wine... Still lame. So what if I like Keystone? My mom would only buy me one and you can't get one Blue Moon at Super1.
Champagne Its great for spraying down the children after you win the stanley cup.. Talk about fucking hypocritcs , Theres some role models for you,.. Look how acceptable alcohol is kiddies.. Here taste this.... douse the crowd ... Yippy.. Hows was fthat looding http://kdka.com/local/flooding.damage.storms.2.1049640.html after the parade shitsburgh? Seems God really does have a conscious..iggy:
You're 18 and probably not extremely "cultured" in the old sense... therefore I can guarantee that you have never had good champagne. I'm not that big of a fan though.
haha id rather be drunk maybe not on wine or champagne tho... vodka for me or coors lite depends wat kinda drunk i wanna get
champagne is about the enjoyment of drinking it, you cant compare it to packing in beers to get drunk. maybe when you're older...
