Cancer tips

Name some sure fire ways to get cancer.



I will start.

Go through a messy separation/divorce where your husband cheats on you after being married 14 years and start smoking like a chimney.

 

Well I was going to say smoking. But you just mentioned it.

How about injecting cancer cells into your ex'es body?

Wait that is giving someone else cancer.

 

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emmmmm radiation, alot of sun beds

 

eat nothing but micro waved food.

microwaves are banned in russia because scientists found cancer related to them.

google it.

 

Not only that. If you microwave water you cannot germinate seeds with it.

Okay back on topic.

Playing with plutonium or Uranium with your bare hands.

 

noway .. i dont really use the microwave all that much anyways

 

Plucking stray hairs that grow out of moles

 

breathing the asbestos fibers from the old wiring you are burning to sell for scrap copper

(old house wiring is insulated with asbestos and tar)

 

..and living in the shadow of a large smokestack that spews out sulphur dioxide from the nickle smelting operations

 

cleaning car parts in cancer causing solvents without wearing gloves

 

tanning beds

 

How bout a blistering sunburn from falling asleep at the beach

 

chewing tobacco

 

eating too much processed cheese

 

some of us will get it for no reason other than being human...it can happen to anyone..even though some things trigger it I'm pretty sure we all have it inside us our whole life

 

Yes we do. It is only when the mutating gets out of control that it becomes a problem. It is a natural flaw of human design. Human cells are dying and mutating within us 24/7.


Drinking too much alcohol.

 

eating only charcoal BBQ'd steaks.

 

f##k

Im doomed

 

Constant worrying/stress

 

i think a shorter list would be what doesnt give you cancer ha...

seems you get it from everything these days!!!!!!!!