can you spare any change please?

or bills

 

Tell me a bit about yourself.

 

No.

 

You can have my electric bill.

 

why do you ask that?

 

No, I've seen that episode of South Park. If I give you change, then I'm going to be changeless and need change, so I'll become a wandering panhandler. I don't think so, change zombie!

 

I wonder what would happen if i gave a stripper some monopoly money

 

You might go directly to jail. You wouldn't pass go and you wouldn't collect $200. That's just a guess though...

 

:juggle:

 

*drops grocery change in hat*

 

Yes, I think I have a Susan B Anthony dollar, a mercury head dime, and an old buffalo nickel that I never use.


Hotwater

 

Get a job, hippie!

 

oyu need a cool sign man

 

ay man lemme get thirtyfo cent.

 

i would gladly, if i had any of my own with which to do so. but there's only one of me, and no end to other's, like even myself, with less then adiquite access to sufficient resources of means to be of as much bennifit to others, as some of us, would give almost anything to be able to.

come on over, if you feel like behaiving yourself, and i'll fix us up something to eat, whatever i've got in the house, and split it with you.

most of what i like to do, i need to be alone in order to, but i do wan't people to not have to feel like no one gives a dam, because oddly enough, some of us actually do.

(and if i had a big piece of land somewhere, people who were willing not to make a pain in the ass of themselves, would be welcome to pitch their tents on it to their hearts content)

=^^=
.../\...

 

OMG That was such a rad episode!

 

im saving for a house y'all need to anti-up or im finding a better corner!

 

Can we all sleep on your couch? If not, no deal!

 

are you afraid of burning to death?



like specifically?

 

it was just a joke romona for the oven heating house thread dont be scared:H