Can I

cum in your pussy? ie:

 

Sorry don't have any pets..
Besides i think bestiality is illegal in my state? (wouldn't know it by skittish the livestock is around here though)..

 

Get out of my thread you cock blocking homo

 

Fine, I''ll start my own thread... About something cool like D&D... Or my stamp collection....

 

That was extra ghey.

 

When my mom sobers up.... I'm gunna... I'm gunna.... tell her....
And she'll pick up a biker at the bar tomorrow and have him kick your but....

 

Is she hot? I <3 MILFS

 

Well.. I never get a chance with her because all the guys she brings home, but i love to sniff her panties while i masturbate.... into her bras...

 

Ummm... you just owned me right there.

 

So.... Who's your daddy?

Say it loud.... mmmmm... I like it when you say it loud....

 

Do you want to sniff his panties, too?

 

Have they developed a nice crispy rind? (texture plays alot in the equation)

Hold on.. I'm the master here....

 

I will happily let you believe to be the master of an elderly mans underpants, please continue.

 

Don't be jealous its not you.... just your.... well, I just don't think we are compatible....

 

I think i'll live.

 

Well it killed 2 hours until people started posting...