Breast Milk Assault = Felony Charge

I think i've heard everything now. :coffee:

I wonder if she let the cop have it with both barrels.

http://www.bnd.com/2010/03/07/1163728/woman-charged-in-breast-milk-assault.html

 

Lol

 

THat's kinda fukt up. I'd like to have seen the look on the deputy's face though. haha

 

Lol.. Is 3rd degree assult serious?

I mean, I would assume so, but that's retarded

 

Maybe the woman had AIDS and the deputy contracted it from the milk

 

Lol that's hilarious....you can't be that mad at that hahaha

 

Better than getting spit on... I guess...?

 

I guess, if you don't mind breast milk:tongue:

 

I don't mind breasts.. but breast milk... ehhh... then again, the article did say she was arrested for public intoxication :cheers2:

 

Hahah if it wasn't squirted in my face I'd probably just laugh.
I'd be pissed if it went into my mouth or something.

 

breast milk is sweet. if i were the cop i'd have laughed

 

Thats got the makings of a good porno

 

A comedy porno. lol

 

lol

 

WOW lol

 

She got the deputy in the face, and neck. lol

She tried to do it again but it didn't work. They put her in a smock.

 

lmfao made my day

 

i think i saw that in a porno once

edit; aw fish beat me to a porno joke haha

 

Oh man, such win.

 

So the lady was drunk AND prego? What a mom