Boobs or Balls?

Would you rather have boobs, which are sexy and have support issues, or balls, which are gross and people think its funny to hit/kick/cut off them?

 

Yeah well i don't really get why guys think boobs are so sexy in reality they are mostly just two big lumps of fat

 

ahaha
yeah....





oh my god...
you just made me realise something
i love you
but no really
thanks

 

At least you aren't left feeling like you are going to vomit for 15 or so minutes after somebody punches you in the boob...

 

Uh, I think I'll chill just like things are now.

 

I can't say that I have experienced that myself...

 

In reality, people are just big lumps of fat.

 

yeah but in reality people have a bunch of muscle and bones in other words usually people aren't as jiggly

 

Most chicks don't have hairy boobs.

Pretty much I like my balls, but if i have to have a second set on someone else boobs seems the obvious preference.

 

A wack to the goolies hurts in the stomach and the knees for fucking ages...

BALLS HURT MORE

 

That was some kick

 

hahahahahahahaa

 

One of my friends was kicked in the colon two days ago; it made my day. The person who did it told him she was going to do it, and then she snuck up on him and did it; it was absolutely hilarious.

 

I do; I'm transgendered... I may have a male body, but I don't identify with it.

 

that rising stomach pain is one of the most horrible feelings ever

 

Amen.

Usually it's accidently hitting myself in the balls that causes this. The lesson learnt is not to do stupid things with a bat. .

 

Yep and it stays for ages.

My knees tend to hurt as well

 

Or a toy dinasuar on a string being whirled very, very fast

 

*cough*

 

sounds like a fun night.