BIrd migration For President!

He'll woop ur ass, steal ur woman, and legalize marijuana.

This thread is the petition.

 

He sounds like a decent, well-behaved man. Sure has my vote.

 

kissing ass won't get you very far in this world...
this is a blatant lie...

 

You must have been brainwashed by the opposition.

 

Birds not an American, so the most I'll give him is mail man if he passes the colon scan and polygraph.

Great guy though.

 

Well, if he's a blatant liar, then he has my vote. At least he isn't trying to hide his lying.

I wonder if he became President of the United States, would he be more specifically Bald Eagle Migration?

 

Yeah a Dutch president. And let his running mate be a gay socialist
pirate environmentalist.

Boo!!!

 

Wow...

I LIKE this idea...

 

i didn't mean he was a liar, just simply that what i said was absolutely false and kissing ass will get you everywhere in this world
and i could see bird for president, or at least governor

 

Heh.

 

If an Austrian second-rate actor can be governor I am sure a Dutch birdlover can be president of the U.S. of A., land of the free, home of the world.

 

Also America invented the sun.

 

yeah and America did NOT invent the internet! CERN did :/

 

ID rather see an austrian president than a dutch president.

cough cough arnold shwarzenneger, cough cough

 

wtf?
Arnold is like a fuckin fascist man. A dutch president would be cool, cause they know about certain mushrooms and "seed bearing plants" that God gave us.

 

I live in california. arnold DOES suck.

 

America also invented freedom, which is the cheif export of the internet.

On the downside we did invent action movies, the Chinese have made up for it.

Thanks Jet Li. (PBOH)

 

No bro, Greece invented freedom: "Athenian Democarcy"?

 

Athens was a voting republic for warlords.

Americas cheif exports:

1. Freedom.

2. Pain.

Jet Li's Principle exports:

1. Pain

2. Love

Combine America, Jet Li, and maybe a few people from Norway, and you have the perfect nation.

 

I will vote for him

(if he buys my a pony)