bigfoot...

.. is just a opossum. that pisses me off. got all excited over nothing!


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is this the one they found in Georgia? cuz that sure didnt look like a damn possum to me.

 

me neither

 

they thought that a small rodent-like creature was an upright walking humanoid bigger than a person? and they claimed to have seen others?

interesting...

 

im calling the one in ga a hoax

 

I love furry aminalssssss

 

but but bigfoot is a big mean fucker. that is not love. anways i heard the big F has always been in the north cascades, mainly in WA.

 

Bigfoot is a gentle creature... He's just misunderstood...

Am I kidding?

 

probably

 

yeah the one in GA. they did DNA testing and said it's human and mostly opossum DNA. them jerks!

 

I have a bigfoot stashed in my shed...I use it for um, er...nevermind...

:leaving:

 

tupac lives in my attic.

 

wait, so they successfully crossbred a human with a opossum and they thought pretending it was bigfoot is more interesting than that accomplishment?

 

really?? I got Biggie living in my trashcan....

 

I am confused

First of all it looked nothing like an Opossum, second of all if it was just an Opossum they had to know it wouldn't hold up to scrutiny

 

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Man, thats not cool.... they're crossbreedin' humans an' opossums... Damned government experiments!

 

the intestines returned genetically as possum

there are people coming forward saying that the main body of it is a costume made by a specific halloween costume company, tweaked by addition of dentures, cow eyes, dear tongue, and intestines flung over it

also, the stories of the people who "found it" have become incongruous with themselves (rather, there are different conflicting versions)

 

I heard that there was human and possium DNA in it.
Whoever got into the beastality thing and got knocked up had to have one painful birth.

 

Fuck beastiality. Oh wait.... thats what got all this bad shit started. Someone give me a toga an' I'll go start a new society on mars. Who's comin' with me???

 

why a toga? why not normal clothes? or even better, sexy leather suits!