Big Bug!!!! Oooooh Scary!!

so last night im over at my step brothers house and i was under the influence of pot and valumes and a little bit of vodka.....and im sittin there talking to cortney and i see this thing fly down and land on the bars to the door of the place where they keep videos....and i gasp real loudly and go "cort its a bug!!!" and she sees it and she freaks out and runs towards the front door. and im crackin up b/c shes' freakin out. and i decide to get a little closer to see if its a bug and i SWEAR it moved. so Cortney screams and tries to get my step brother to come out and kill it and he kept saying no and she goes "but willie! its some big african bug,....and it looks scary and big" and im dyin laughin over on the couch. so he finally comes out of his room and hes lookin for the bug and shes like "no willie, its RIGHT THERE" but shes not pointing and he turns to look at me and i cant talk cuz im laughin so hard i was about to pee my pants and i try to get up and point to where we see this bug....but i failed. So he takes the door apart of where they keep the videos and he still doesnt see it, and he goes "fuck it man, im just going to bed" and cort goes "but man, the bugs gonna eat syra" so i finally crawl over to where the "bug" was and once i see what it was I start crackin up even more.....it wasnt a bug....it was some foiled confetti or soemthing that you get for your birthday on a balloon or whatever its called....down below is the pic. and I show Cortney and we both die laughing feeling really silly and stupid...but oh well....hahahaha it was really funny. down below is the picture of the "big african bug"

 

hahahhaha... omg.

 

haha

 

how could you mistake that for a bug? lmao...

 

cuz like i said, i was under the influence of pot, valumes and some vodka and from a distance i swear it looked like a bug.....dude you should have been there!!!!

 

*laughs* what a trip! Wish i was there to smoke some reefers, sounds fun

 

haha it was fun! if you lived here im sure you could smoke some with me

 

lol ohhhh syra.....you silly goose.

 

i know i know....but what can i say?

 

"honk honk, im a silly goose"

 

I've done things like that before... once, I thought I saw a rabbit run under my friend's bed but it was just a sock that his sister kicked off

everybody must get stoned...

 

hahaha that would have been one of those funny moments

 

that's too funny!

 

hahahaha... it still doesnt beat my story of eating pinecones :sunglasse

 

hahaha no it doesnt

 

i have not heard this story

 

Neither have I... I feel left out, too.

 

I've told it so many times


Me and my girlfriend at the time and our friend were coming back from a lunchtime of getting stoned and my friend said "did you know that really really good weed tastes like pineneedles?" And I said that "they do not taste like pineapples" and to them it was really funny but I was quite serious about it... I went over to a pine tree and started eating a pinecone to see if my friend was right... haha i ate the whole thing

 

lol pine needles taste very differnet from pine cones...and yes a lot of really good pot tastes pine-y