Best Way to commit suicide

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  1. BlueBong83

    BlueBong83 Member

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    If you decided to end it, how would you want to be remembered?
     
  2. purcolekraze

    purcolekraze Member

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    drug overdose
     
  3. Daisie

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    Again.
    I wouldn't.
     
  4. Flight From Ashiya

    Flight From Ashiya Senior Member

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    Suicide's for quitters.

    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.................
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  5. Spaceduck

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    I'm obsessed with suicide... not my own, just everyone else's.

    If you look at the stats, it's wild to see how certain cultures favour one way, how gender makes a difference, etc. Women tend to go "gentle into that goodnight" (overdoses, drowning, etc) while men prefer "the sound & fury" (guns, explosives, etc). Wacky stuff.

    As for me... *quote Vincent Gallo in Arizona Dream* "I'd fill a bathtub with ice cold vodka, turn on the tv and pop in "North by Northwest", and right when the plane scene happens I'd pull the f***in tv into the f***in bath and f***in **** ****! I hate that scene!"
     
  6. Green

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    I would fill the bathtub with warm water, take a huge amount of tylenol or some other drug, cut my wrists, and then drop an extension cord or electrical appliance into the tub.
     
  7. Duck

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    how come there is no publicly?
    I would do it publicly
     
  8. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    Green, i wouldnt want electrocution, that would be the most intensely painful of all i recon, even with tylenol, which probably wouldnt even work with electric pain

    i would get high on heaps of drugs and fall off a tall building
     
  9. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    It would certainly have to be public. I would get the biggest pants and shrit I could find, or maybe I would use a body suit. I would put it on and stuff it completely full of candy of all kinds. I would then superglue the pant cuffs, wrist cuffs, and the neck to myself so that the candy wouldn't fall out. I would then jump off of a really tall and famous building, like the empire state building or the sears tower. I would land like a giant human pinata, candy for everybody.
     
  10. Spaceduck

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    See, suicide is NOT selfish at all. I got dibs on the Toberlone.
     
  11. dirtybongwater

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    This thread is somewhat troubling but i'll participate anyway.
    I Once read a book (true story) about a 67 year old man who climbed to the top of his favorite mountain in blizzard conditions. Once on top, the man sticks the handle of his ice pick into the ground, lays down in front of it, puts his arms over his chest and waits for the weather to kill him.
    Hypothermia is actually a pleasant way to go. It begins with uncontrolable shivering, then gives way to your entire body feeling numb. THe last thing you experience is a complete euphoric feeling right before you drift off into what seems like sleep, but you never wake up.
     
  12. wiggy

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    i thinks i would drink lots of vodka and mix in sum x and speed, then play really really loud good music and just fall asleep after the buzz, lol
     
  13. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    I'd just kill myself in the least painful way I can think of, in my home. but I'm not suicidal, so I needn't worry ;)
     
  14. Peace Attack

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    sleeping pills, whisky, and a bag over my head.
     
  15. Green

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    Yea, but it only lasts for maybe a few seconds? The tylenol isn't for pain, its for poisoning if the other methods don't work.
     
  16. kif

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    If you took a bunch of x, you wouldnt want to die anymore.
     
  17. Peace Attack

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    I thought that too.
     
  18. goofydrummer

    goofydrummer Senior Member

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    i wouldnt do that shit ever but it would be cool to get a trunk and put yourself in it and go off a skyscraper while on several drugs
     
  19. StonerBill

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    why in a trunik lol. id wanna feel what its like to move through the air at that speed before i die
     
  20. sonik

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    Lots of LSD, shoot up a ton of heroin and jump into a volcano.
     
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