Best Household Lube?

Whats the best Hosue-hold lube to use that wont hurt you, and if you cannot get access to real anal lube?

 

I find vegtable oil works well, vasoline aswell.

 

I don't see why there should be any problem in getting proper lube these days - after all, it's available off the supermarket shelves - it's not as if you have to go through the embarassment of having to ask for it at the chemists.

However, if it's just a case that you're too tight (in the wallet, that is) to get the real stuff, there's always butter/margarine or even lard/goose grease.

 

Just use some spit

 

....You're a virgin what do you know about using spit?

 

lol I just know what I have been told. Just cause I am a virgin doesn't mean I don't know a damn think about basics.

 

apparently you dont know shit about the basics.

"spit dries out pretty quickly and can leave genitals feeling even drier afterwards. If someone has oral herpes, using spit as lube poses a threat of infection to your partner."

http://www.babeland.com/shoppingadvice/lubeadvice

 

ahahahah... PWNT.

Goose grease, how very Daniel Boone.

Personally, I think Italian dressing works best. Zesty, too.

 

Right on dude! I couldn't spit until I'd lost my cherry either! Can you spell dumbass?

Excellent when you're using a salami.



Have fun, play safely, and don’t play with fire!

 

EGG... just another one of the million things you can do with a EGG..

 

aloe vera gel.

aloe vera works for EVERYTHING.

 

virgin coconut oil is the BEST lube!!! and it doesn't have a bad or chemical taste to it! and of course it is edible!!! but it can melt latex condoms supposedly
djh

 

Lemon Pledge! You get relief, you smell awesome when you're done and your little head will shine, shine, SHINE!

 

Honestly, lube aint that fuckin expensive.

 

Either one of these works just fine:





Have fun and play safely!

 

"hand me the rear end grease"

just one of the phrases that you hear from a mechanic, that you dont know how to take.

 

Oil of Olay bar soap or a nice creamy conditioner. Chunky peanut butter for the masochists out there - natural, oily style.

 

baby oil of course i use it on my bf all the time