Best comments you ever heard at a show

Marco Esquandolis

 

I went to this Ted Nugent show 2 nights ago for Ribfest. During the show, he was talking about how he only plays american-made guitars and this guy standing next to me yells "FUCK FENDER!!!"

it made me laugh

 

bonaroo this year, before widespread panic..some guy who was obviously trippin pretty hard just ran up to us, crouched down, positioned both of his hands like guns, and screamed "it's no fun when the rabbit has the gun" and just sprints off...

 

we need more fun comments!

 

a few years ago, at a jethro tull show, ian anderson started going on about how in this post 911 world, there is so much violence, hatred, discrimiation and intolerance. And then added that this was just from the christians.

 

I remember being the bathroom at an ICP concert and hearing a girl bitch about she was covered in Faygo. What a moron....

 

what an idiot.
screw

 

Edit.

 

When high in mcar, i had to drive home for a half an hour on a road that has a lot of pigs. When i finaLy made it to my turn in to my neighborhood i turned up my music and started dancing and was like "YES!!!" i thought it was funny later on.

 

i remember being a little cracked out at a moe. show a little while ago. i was really high or something but i was crackin myself up! i was with my friend jon, a taper and he was on the phone trying to find his friend. portland is my hometown pretty much for shows so i knew exactly where we were and i was trying to tell jon where were were. we were on the corner of high street and congress so i said we're high on congress. he just thought i was being funny and kept asking me where we were and i kept sayin on the corner high and congress. he was gettin kinda pissed til he realized i was right, we were high on congress.

 

When I saw the Who during their 2002 North American tour, I arrived at the venue only to walk by a concert-goer who asked a custodian, "Are they here yet?" The custodian replied, "Who?" I'm pretty sure he didn't know who was performing that night.

 

"Fucking thank you" - Liam Gallagher

 

"there are reasons why you're fucked up" 1 drunk girl said to another drunk girl at a DMB show. I was thinking not only are you fucked up, but there are reasons! I thought it was hilarious.

 

"...Whose name has an SKZ combination, that's the stupidest thing we've seen all day."

Paul and Storm, Jan. 28th at The Point.

 

"does this skirt make me look fat?" guy at coventry VT Phish

"don't be a bubble killer" guy with bubbles at bonnaroo

"hey you forgot your shirt" guy to topless girl at fest

"I'm in 2 places at once...Arkansas and Kansas" at Wakarusa

"naked man in search of Jag (ermeister)" naked guy running around at coventry

"free pickled beets" from veggie food vendor...guess it was hard to unload those pickled beets.

I have more, I keep notebooks full of this stuff (I like to journal). some of them you just have to be there I think.

 

my favorite definatly has to be george bushes "fool me once......................shame on ....................................... shame on you.............................................
.........................................................ya fool me ya cant get fooled again

 

well, so when I saw The Backwards - the best Beatles revival band.. so "George" said "Thank you, Lord, that we haven't found so ugly Jagger and can't play the Stones.. Beatles foreveeeeeeeeeeeeer!"

 

I went to a small concert in a record store tonight and was paying little attention to the guys standing next to me... but their conversation was something as follows:

"yeah, my mom yelled at me for beating my head on the wall tonight. But i told her i was working out for the day. Ya know that banging your head on the wall burns 150 calories every hour?"

After a while of more talking the same kid goes on to say "Everyone says they needs some fucking viagra. Fuck viagra. Eat some pig. Pigs orgasms last for 30 minutes."
-Friend he is talking to-- "I guess i gotta use viagra. I dont eat meat."
-Friend #1-- "Naw, dont eat the pig then. Fuck the pig. Bet you'll stay up forever."