Becky's Masturbation Thread 2 (updated and wilder!)

Have you ever masturbated...


1. With another person
2. With a relative
3. With someone of the same sex
4. On webcam
5. With lubricant/without lubricant?
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity.
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc.
9. And gotten yourself in the ER
10. in somebody else's bed
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who )
12. while thinking of a family member
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with)
15. at work/job
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate
18. Outside, in plain view of people
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you








answer honestly, please :H

 

Have you ever masturbated...


1. With another person no
2. With a relative no
3. With someone of the same sex no
4. On webcam yes
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? with and without
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. no
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity no
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. a neighbour
9. And gotten yourself in the ER no
10. in somebody else's bed yes, in about 7 or 8 people's
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who) oh god (meg, george, katie, burby, somebody who i cant remember their name on here, alex, aaand.. probably some more )
12. while thinking of a family member no
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable er.. no
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) no
15. at work/job no
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed no
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate no
18. Outside, in plain view of people actually yes
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate no
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you no i dont moan








answer honestly, please

 

pervert

 

1. With another person No
2. With a relative No
3. With someone of the same sex: No
4. On webcam; No
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? yeah engine oil ... nah not really
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity.Never
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity Never
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc.: Never
9. And gotten yourself in the ER: NEver
10. in somebody else's bed: Yes
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who ): aNo
12. while thinking of a family member: No
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable: No
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with): No
15. at work/job: No
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed : No
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate: No
18. Outside, in plain view of people: No
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate: No
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you: No


Why do you don'T answer becky ?
I'm bored of talking about the only sexual life i have

 

Have you ever masturbated...


1. With another person No
2. With a relative No
3. With someone of the same sex No
4. On webcam No
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? Yes/Yes
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. No
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity No
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. No
9. And gotten yourself in the ER No
10. in somebody else's bed Yes
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who ) Yes, multiple people who have names I have forgotten.
12. while thinking of a family member Yes
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable Yes...
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) No
15. at work/job No
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed No
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate No
18. Outside, in plain view of people Outside, but slightly hidden
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate No
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you Not quite that loud...

 

canadian boy i DID answer first reply

 

lmao O_O
i have guts, yes i do. i should take this

 

1. With another person - Nope
2. With a relative - Nu uh
3. With someone of the same sex - Nah
4. On webcam - Nu Nu
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? - Without, im sure it would be better though.
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity - Glad i havent
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity - eww...
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. - Nope
9. And gotten yourself in the ER - Not yet!
10. in somebody else's bed - concidering my bed now use to be my brothers, yes!
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who) - yes, becky
12. while thinking of a family member - dear god no!
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable - I tried using a banana peel once...didnt work out to well.
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) - I would, but i dont know where i would hide it
15. at work/job - nope
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed - eww...ewwwwwwwwwwwww....thats where they poo
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate - no
18. Outside, in plain view of people - not yet
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate - i think i caught my brother once...infact i think i caught him many times. I went on his computer once and found bondage pictures, bleh...Say no to S & M.
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you - my moans can only go up to 3 blocks :/

dont hate, masturbate

 

Masturbation is dirty, wrong, and sinful and I never do it, nor have I ever nor shall I ever. :rollayes:

 

1. With another person yes
2. With a relative no
3. With someone of the same sex no
4. On webcam no
5. With lubricant/without lubricant?
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. hahahh ew no
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity wtf? no
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. no
9. And gotten yourself in the ER haha no
10. in somebody else's bed yes, but that was while i was with the other person
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who ) pff, like im telling
12. while thinking of a family member ew no
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable no
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) no
15. at work/job no
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed what?
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate no
18. Outside, in plain view of people no
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate no
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you
no

 

here:


http://www.eroticy.com/ppcmainlanding.asp?nicheid=25&&kbid=52237

 

I'm so going to hell.

See you all there! :H

 

ill save ya a seat

 

OMG becky this is the best thread you ever made. EVER

1. With another person
yup

2. With a relative
noooooo

3. With someone of the same sex
mhmmmmm

4. On webcam
heck yes

5. With lubricant/without lubricant?
most of the time without. i've used it tho.

6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity.
nah.

7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity
AHAHH no.

8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc.
never.

9. And gotten yourself in the ER
no but once a chick from my village/hamlet
got a hotdog stuck in there and everyone knew because her friend is the one who took her there and when they got in a fight, the friend told everyone hahahha. hot dogs expand with heat. hahahah

10. in somebody else's bed
haha yes.

11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who )
katie, becky,george, nigel, chuck, paul, blackie(???), eli, oh god i can't remember them all!


12. while thinking of a family member
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww no.

13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable
HAAHHSXAHAH omg that just makes me laugh like hell. no. god no. AHhahA.

14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with)
hahah yeah i have a vibrator.

15. at work/job
nope.

16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed
CHAHAH no.

17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate
yeah.

18. Outside, in plain view of people
nope. i've done it under a big comforter/blanket on a couch inside tho, with people in the room ahhahaha. pokerface comes in so handy.

19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate ?
no but i've found some of my moms eh....tools. ahhaa. devices?
and my brother's porn videos ahhaha

20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you
OH YOU KNOW IT

Once again, thank you, miss svoboda for creating such a grand sequel.

 

Have you ever masturbated...


1. With another person - yes
2. With a relative - no
3. With someone of the same sex - yes
4. On webcam - yes
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? - without (well, my own )
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. - no
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity - no
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. - YEP
9. And gotten yourself in the ER - haha, no
10. in somebody else's bed - all the time
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who ) yep (several...they know who they are)
12. while thinking of a family member - oh fuck no
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable - once *is embarassed*
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) - my trusty vibe
15. at work/job - ALL THE FUCKING TIME
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed - fuck no
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate - yep
18. Outside, in plain view of people - yep
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate - no
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you - no...hehe...I'm quiet

 

haha. what's tossing salad?

 

its when you put syrup in someones asshole and lick it out..

 

i love my threads

 

1. With another person no
2. With a relative no
3. With someone of the same sex no
4. On webcam yes
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? never done it with
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. no
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity no wtf
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. no
9. And gotten yourself in the ER no
10. in somebody else's bed yes
11. while thinking of someone on the forums yes
12. while thinking of a family member no
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable um... i dont know
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) no
15. at work/job never had one
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed no
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate no
18. Outside, in plain view of people no
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate never parents/family members...
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you no