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i'm seeing a baner add that says unltimate dvd growing guide. my warped mind wants to know: GROWING DVD's?

how does one "grow" a DVD?

(i CAN imprint/put content on/"burn" them. i even make my backups that way. but GROW dvd's? walks away shaking head)

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it's much easier than you would think. due to recent advances in the field of polymer-botany civilians can now safely grow their own DVDs, from purely synthetic soil, in their own styrofoam home

 

This actually made me laugh even though it was cheesy as hell.

 

lol, indeed.

I've a hard time growing my dvd's - too much cold weather.