This is comparative game about the relative value of beans. The rules are as follows. Shortly I will suggest something as an alternative to baked beans. Now it does not have to be another type of food, it can be anything from a person to a film, or a car, or a branch of topology! If you think that the something else is about as good a thing as a tin of baked beans then the beans must score 5 points. If you think it is better than the beans then they will score between 0 and 5, and worse between 5 and 10. OK. For example, say I was to suggest, say a large spliff followed by lot's of sex as the something else then the next person might say perhaps that the beans would score no more than a 1 against that, whereas if I were to say, say the entire Ozzy Osbourne discography played back to back for a hundred days then the beans might be inclined to score a 7 or an 8. Ok, I'll start by suggesting the first something else thing. A repeat of The Jeremy Kyle Show on a rainy tuesday afternoon.