Bacon.

List some reasons bacon is natures perfect food.

1.It's yummy.
2.It comes in convienent portable strips.
3.It comes from pigs, which are smart animals meaning only smart people eat bacon.
4.It's juices make other food edible.
5.It contains no fat and all your essential vitamins.
6.It can be fried, baked, or microwaved... if your a lazy asshole.
7.It can be used in numerous erotic situations.
8.Its strips can be used as a wig for people going through chemo and radiation for cancer.
9.When frying it you usually only get second degree burns.
10. It can be used as a menstration pad in dire circumstances.

Please add some reasons why bacon is delightful and Godlike.

 

once its cooked it will stay forever on the stove top..

 

god i LOVE bacon. its the only pork I eat even though according to my family eating pork is forbidden by god! Pigs are adorable too

 

Oooo good one, it has a shelf life of infinity.

 

Allah Akbar.. bacon is great..

 

We're having bacon tonight! Is that a good one?

 

Ofcourse bacon is essential to the human diet.
Without it we would be a lower species.

 

Bacon goes with EVERYTHING! Crumble it onto blackberry cobbler. Drop some in a chocolate milkshake. Wrap a turkey with it. Pour pancake batter over it while it's still swimming in it's own drippings.

And if it looks like fried vag, as someone said before, I only want MORE BACON.

 

Great addition!
It seems your learning my son.

 

I have boils on my butt older than my oldest child, and she is 7 years older than you.

Don't you back talk me, boy.

 

I am merely in a 17 year olds body right now.

I have an ingrown toenail older than the universe.

One day you will see the error in your ways and repent,

and I will consider forgiving you for your imbecility.

 

Seriously. More sauce, fewer 'shrooms.

 

An Epsom salt bath would've cured that years ago.

 

The pain gives me focus.

 

I try to eat bacon at least once a day. Keeps me from turning into a super-Jew.

 

:smilielol5:..

 

Make sure to eat everyday.
Even missing it one day could be detrimental to your health.

You would go to the store and say "omg this bacons sooo expensive."

 

I actually bought 4 packages of different types of bacon today.


I take my bacon very seriously.

 

Congrats that post is worthy of a rep booster.

:cheers2:

You may also contribute a article to my "Bacon Eaters Monthly."

 

I don't like bacon. :leaving: