Attention smokers

Never buy cigarettes again.

Use flavored tabacoo and papers.

That is all.

 

Rearry?

 

I do both, depends on me mood.

Always got me Spirits can handy.

 

I'm too damn lazy to roll up my own cigarettes.

Besides, I smoke too much.

 

like, totally.

 

for sure.

 

Fo shizzle.

 

flavoured tabacco is not ment to be rolled...
i rolled alot of cigs when i was underage but now that i can buy them i see no point..reserve cigs are cheap anyways

 

Girls that smoke are sexy.

 

are you joking? i've never met a guy that thought smoking girls are hot.

that's cool, man

 

Because they aren't.

Society allows guys their vices, but not women (ie: food).

 

Not jokin'... tis hot!

 

i think just certain people are hot when they are smoking.
i would say me but ive never seen myself smoking. ill get on that.

yeah what is with that vices problem.
lame.

 

hahaha oh man

i think society would allow us women to our vices as well..as long as we're back in the kitchen by the end of the day..i may do alot of things society "frowns upon" but supper's always on the table, cold beer in hand awaiting for the man to come home

 

well that's just really stupid.
ill make you dinner if and when i feel like it, i say

 

Of course, the masculine reversal of this is:

"I'll beat my wife if and and when i feel like it, especially when dinner isn't made."

 

...as a bonus Jess also spoils her man with a show of her great bartending skills everytime she has the cold beer in hand by spinning it 50 times in a row without dropping it while shooting fire out of her eyes.

That's also hot.

 

hahaha
it's true ...

 

well that just really blows.
my reversal of that is:
'ill leave you for a hotter, more gentle person. with your money and your beer/child/dog/truck/barn. also get a restraining order. [which don't always help, but hey this is supposed to be like 10 years from now, so who knows]'

i was watching some lame movie with j lo and her husband beat her and she like learned kung fu moves and killed him.
it was interesting.

 

One day I'll move to Canada and marry you for your smoking and beer flipping skills (the fire shooting is an extra perk)