Attention Horny Ladies!

Hi you sexy woman, I'm looking for some fun ladies, need to spice things up. Im looking for some good adult fun. If any of you are interested shout me a post or e-mail me, I've got pics to which I can send you.

If you dont ask you won't get! any of ya agree? plus its no good lying or being silent about something then the end result be a negative. like a child who wants candy, if you don't ask you won't get any!

woman are so perfect!

 

Wait I thought this was hipforums, not adultfriendfinder?

 

I swear i wrote ATTENTION LADIES! if a lady wrote that then great fair enough, but why does a guy always got to get in the way of another guy!

 

define hipforms then????
is all about hippies? is it all about the colour black, do tell im intrigued cos im sure I was in the love and sex forum of this website!

wel you've spoilt this topic anyway! i'm not even going to curse cos i got no time for people like you.

 

ohhh just post in the naked earth papas

 

Thanks babe, I will do. I just singned up to this site today! x

 

I *know* ya do.

*gigggles*

 

Yeah, if you're truly a brown eyed stud, you'll have all the horny ladies panting if you post in the naked earth papas.

You don't even have to post the pix in your gallery, just click 'go advanced' and then attach it to your post.

*hums jeopardy theme*

 

I bet you own tons of blowup dolls and pocket pussies...


do you also own a crawl space?

 

You're joking, right?

 

never got as far as me using one of them mate, but perhaps you can tell me what uve done with a blow up doll.

meeting a girl online for offline fun has a sense of randyness about it, but fucking a doll is another level!

i was serious if that post was to me

 

if you meet people online, do they ask you if you can take a pic of them holding that days newspaper....

 

whatever that meant! never came on here to chat to blokes, not my thing!

id call it a day replying to my posts!

 

You dont make much sense...do you own a helmet?

 

Oh my god, you people are bringing me to tears!

 

wow. he just wants to get laid. give him a break.

 

Hi Ladies............I want to meet you too for some: "Good dirty..........er.........sorry............."Good Clean Fun".
Your place or mine?; it doesn't matter....or how about on top of an open double decker bus in the pouring rain- very romantic & cheaper for me as I have a free bus pass.

 

Or....

"Hi Ladies, the only way I can get any kind of tail is via the internet..
See ladies, I lack the social skills and can make myself into anything on the net, so therefore I came up with this username and put out on the net that if any ladies want to get laid to hit me up... I can show you a picture of anyone and tell you its me, and you'll believe me...thats the beauty of naive people...
Though, Ill probably kidnap you or give you the herpes, but ya know.. Whatever it takes to get laid"

hmmm, bet you wear a helmet as well...

 

Sure, I'll fuck you. What time will you be picking me up?

 

I dont think she was serious...and if she was...please leave a photo of you behind with todays date...