Attention: Common Peoples

YOUR MASTER IS NOW SPEAKING. I AM VLAD THE MIGHTY. I AM A VERY IMPORTANT MAN IN THE MAJORITY OF EASTERN EUROPE. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE, I WILL BE HAPPY TO SEAL YOUR FATE. ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? I DON'T CARE. DO MY BIDDING, WHICH WILL BE MADE KNOWN TO YOU AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS SANDWICH. I MEAN, EXECUTION.

 

THAT IS A GREAT PICTURE OF KOFI ANNAN. YOU WILL BE SPARED FROM THE FIRING LINES, AND PLACED ON THE GALLOWS. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WILL SEE YOUR EXECUTION COMING.

 

...right

 

YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT NIGHT IS. I INVENTED IT LAST WEEK, AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. THERE MUST BE A LEAK IN MY STAFF. I WILL KILL BELLFIRE01 AND SEE IF THAT HELPS.

EDIT: OH, YOU SAID RIGHT. I MISREAD THAT ON PURPOSE. IT WAS AN EVIL EXCUSE TO KILL BELLFIRE01.

YOU SAW THE MURDER, DIDN'T YOU?

 

you cant do your job very well unless i am there to ensure the passage of their souls. good luck,

 

Nu tigda ti tochno govorish po ruski, ah vlad?

Kak dela tam?

Otkuda ti v rosiye, paren?

 

REALLY? I BEG TO DIFFER. IN FACT, I CHALLENGE YOU TO ROCK PAPER SCISSORS. TOO BAD YOU'LL LOSE. DID I TELL YOU I'M PSYCHIC? IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A SUPERIOR INTELLECT. THAT'S ALSO WHY I TYPE LIKE THIS. TO REMIND YOU OF MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT.

 

I'd call it superior stupidity if anything

 

I HATE SAYING THIS OVER AND OVER.

WE NO LONGER SPEAK THAT IN RUSSIA. IT IS A DEAD LANGUAGE. WE NOW SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE GILA MONSTER, WHICH YOU CANNOT SPEAK BECAUSE I DID NOT CREATE YOUR TONGUE WITH THAT ABILITY.

I MEAN, REALLY, WHAT ARE YOU, JEWISH?

 

HOW IS STUPIDITY SUPERIOR? YOU ARE SO DUMB, YOU JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF. TOO BAD YOU CAN'T CONTRADICT YOUR EXISTENCE, LIKE I CAN DO. I WOULD DO IT NOW TO PROVE IT TO YOU, BUT THAT WOULD CREATE A BLACK HOLE AND EVERYTHING WOULD DISAPPEAR INTO MY ABDOMINAL CAVITY AND I WOULD HAVE NO ONE TO EXECUTE.

NO ONE BUT THE ETHIOPIANS, THAT IS. SEE, THEY HAVE NO SOULS. OR SHIRTS.

 

I hereby revoke youre life taking abilities.. YOu will never kill again.

 

REALLY? THEN HOW IS IT I JUST CRUSHED A KITTENS FACE WITH MY FOOT?

I AM NOW EATING ITS BRAIN. HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT?

YOU CAN'T. BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A THEORY. DEAL WITH THAT WHILE I STOMP MORE KITTENS.

 

.............al qaeda bumhole

 

That didn't even make fucking sense dude. And no, I didn't contradict myself. Bring it on, destroy me. Lets see some fucking proof that you are who you say you are.

 

The dea dlanguage is no longer dead because Milla speaks it!!!



Milla is perfect, therefore Russian is perfect, therefore all Cadilacs need tire changes!

 

you're typing privilege has been taking away. you are a fucking moron.

 

Go ahead and stomp kittens. The death kitty controls that. Im the death for humans only.

 

your a sick farking loser..