ask me a personal question or any question really

not about me of course. Ask me whatever you need to know and I will try to answer it in my most motherly warm handed fashion.

 

whu im i.. vhere deed i cume frum.. pleese tell me.. fur $5

 

Is a picture of a puppy (daschund, to be exact) laying on a hotdog bun offensive??

 

Sweetie you came out of your mother's vagina, unless she had an operation, then the doctor cut you out of her tummy.

It would all depend who your audience is honey.

First time is funny.

Second time annoying.

Third time is a spanking.

 

Hahaha, okay thanks Jess. I wanted to make sure I wasn't losing my mind.

 

your visdum ixceeds zeet off anyzeeng i hefe ifer seen beffure. you vould be a gud Mesterite pruphet.

 

lol thanks my dear.... I'm just a mom.

 

mums IMEZE me.

 

Hahahahaahah

 

How old is the youngest of the old folk?

 

have you ever been on the oposite side of the equator ?

 

The youngest of the old folk is always ten years older than me.

I haven't but one day we are all going to Disneyland.

 

I had assumed this to be true........I just needed to make sure.

 

can you remind me when its friday. thats when me and the fellas get together

 

Hahahaahah, hey Topnotch, how's it goin?

 

What is so strange about 37 pennies falling down an elevator shaft and landing on the heads of walruses that had invisioned strawberry seeds drowning in a pool of Crystal Light on Sunday morning awaiting Monday afternoon so they could become moldy in the sunlight of the alaskan 'dark months' while changing the diaper of a small pooh bear drinking on some liquified cow tongue whilst chewing on yellow toenails?

 

It's going great. If you'd notice my last post about yellow toenails and whatnot, you'll realize how obviously stoned I have been today, and it has been fookin fantabulistical, man!!!

 

Jess, is he a FOOKIN stoner or what??

 

gud weed TopNotchStoner.

 

Yes......

......and yes.