ask a yank about america?

:bigear: arty:

 

What do American people smell like?

 

jeez have to get back to yer.........hold on .........why is george bush still your president ? and do your human pigs smell of bacon ?

 

lithium man do you have nasel problems .

 

irish spring soap... one might even think they are in ireland

 

cuz not enough people know about his stealing the election

no, our pigs are not cannibals but sexually in our practices, we are quite cannibalistic

 

..........so you shag pigs atriot: ......i meant those fascist fuckin things with helmuts and a bebot hat.........they dont know were its at .

 

What is a traditional American breakfast?

 

Do Americans enjoy tea?

 

No, they enjoy their "Cwoffee".

 

On the contrary. I have an exceedingly acute sense of smell. All of my family do, we are closer to stoats in our olfactory acumen than to humans. As a consequence I am able to formulate judgements about national identity and ethnicities purely on smell. Unfortunately this means that I'm unable to comprehend other data like height, looks, political choices, etc and have to approach any judgement on smell alone.

 

Repeating a question here.....What do Americans have as a traditional breakfast? I know that Britain has the English Breakfast but what does America have?

 

I almost always skip breakfast or grab an energy drink before work (I start at 4am though so I'm not exactly on your "average american schedule").

Most of the people I know skip it as well or just have a bowl of some sugar-filled cereal... I guess we're not known for our good-nutrition for a reason...

 

having a broad range of people here, we smell of many many many things. deoderant and cologne marking highest among them. not that it covers the smell of grease, but it helps. i eat cheerios or oatmeal, with coffee. though on a special day i'll have eggs benedict or something. yes, i like tea, but only in the afternoon. i need a stronger punch to wake up in the morning, and earl grey in the afternoon is a better caffeine alotment.

then, when i'm well awake, i get together with all my white buddies and we burn crosses on other people's lawns while watching nascar on the satelite in my buddy's trailer. when it's over we go shoot up some shit, then the women get our slutties on and we ride our harleys to walmart.

 

Do any Yanks wish they were born in the UK?

 

what age group are the second grade generally

 

Second grade is 6-7years

I love tea ealr grey drink it all the time when it's cold outside and drink ice tea when it's how. Where i am it is hot most of the time. My general breakfast is an energy bar when I am in a hurry, and i have time it's egg whites and toast.

 

some do. i like it here, though. it's my home. it's a huge part of my identity.

 

Do Americans generally like cheese, and what kind of cheeses in particular don't they like?

Do Americans drive cars?

 

no, we hate cheese.