Are you bitter?

I was told that I am. (I think the person was just mad that I was ignoring them...but I could be wrong.)



So lick your arm....are you bitter, sour, sweet, salty or meaty?

 

salty

 

i'd say meaty

 

Sweet at rest.

Salty in the midst of everyday work and struggle. iggy:

 

i'd say i'm a mixture of meaty and salty.. since i'm fat and sweaty

 

I put that one in for you. I figure you are bacon man.

 

Tastes like skin to me. But I'm a bitter old hag sometimes.

 

you just want to taste me

 

I'm right there with you

 

Nope.

 

I'm the bitterest salty old dog you'd ever meet.

But I just farted. So add smelly.

 

Sweet & Sour!

 

Nymphomaniacs taste bitter for some reason-

 

haha i love you.

 

I was gonna call you out because smells aren't tastes, but fuck...I've smelled lots of shit so rank I could taste it, so I'll let it go. Do you fart out of all your pores, too? That would be awesome.

 

i bet that has a sensational inkling feeling!

 

pffft :toetap05:

 

Look up cane toads. You'll have yr answer.

Though, I wouldn't recommend licking me.

 

How fucking funny would that be? I imagine if you farted out of all of your pores at once, it would have to be like a green noxious gas. So you're coming out of Taco Hell and all of the sudden a green cloud poofs out. I don't know why, but I think that would be fantastic. An excellent defense mechanism.