any free surgery

plastic or otherwise, what would ya get? Or is surgery a tool for the devil to get inside of you?

 

I'd have to research if there was anything to keep my respitory passages from swelling shut whenever I have an athsma attack....

 

I have the option of getting my nose done as a follow up to a recent emergency visit.

I told em I'd really like the brad pitt. Not too sure if I'm going to do it or not. Seems like an awful waste as I'm already beautifuller than that pitt chump.

 

brad pitt isn't even attractive though

 

i've been thinking about prk, but i dont know if i want anyone messing around with my vision.

 

I would have a penis reduction. It's just too damn big and my female companions always complain about the amount of pain it causes upon penetration.

 

she's trying not to hurt your feelings.......

why do you think they have to seperate best actor\best actress oscars....

women would mop the floor every year if they didn't........

 

I would get a frontal lobotomy. it would just be fun not having to worry about anything ever again

 

you also wouldn't be able to use half of your body.....

 

I wouldn't change anything on myself.
But I would like the Drugs you get when you go for this stuff.

 

Yo Bro-Take three Tablespoons of Organic Apple Cider Vinegar a day.
It works wonders

 

I'd get a hailr cut

 

WTF What is a hailr?

 

i wouldnt go as far as saying surgery is a tool for the devil to get inside of you..thats a little too christian for me..
hmmm, i dont think id get plastic surgery, makes you look like joan rivers and thats a scary thing...skin looks so tight, like a latex glove...
but if someone wants to have it, then so be it wouldnt think any differently of them or anything...
id like to get a third boob like on Total Recall....

 

I would get a chip in my brain that could instantly change channels. Pressing on the remote is too much work.

 

plastic surgery may be the work of the devil, but I don't give a shit...if tummy tuck's were free I would be the first in line for one.

 

I'd like to have my rectum shrunk, its way too wide

 

i'd have my ass fixed.

 

hey kc... how is the baby????? Got pics???


as for O.T. I really don't want plastic surgery even if its free. Not that I think I'm perfect or anything like that but it scares me lots after my near death experience. But my surgery was free... thats a perk of being poor I guess.

 

where do i sign up for the lobotomy?.....drink and drugs are proving to take to long to do the job...