ants are stealing my weed.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Jimmy P, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    there was an ant in my stash. I bet they've been stealing for ages and are having all kinds of fun in their nest, wherever the hell it is.

    how do you feel about people, insects or animals taking your weed without asking? have you ever had your precious stash stolen, or otherwise lost? one of the guys I used to live with accidentally threw a 10g plate of hash into the trash once; we told him to get it back and he spent about an hour in the dumpster until he found it.
     
  2. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    let them little dudes get some weed...
     
  3. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    those ants are probably pretty stoned haha.

    i don't really like it when people take my weed without asking..
    i don't know how insects and animals can take your stash without asking though, cause i don't think they can even speak to ask that question.
     
  4. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    that makes some sense. I guess it's a bit rough to be an animal after all. have you ever gotten a pet high though? when my cat was a kitten, we smoked him up and it was hilarious.
     
  5. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    that's what I'm sayin' :)
     
  6. puffed up in my ford

    puffed up in my ford Senior Member

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    tell them to start paying for it.bet they start draggin 10 dollar biils from the nieghbors to you.

    but i get pissed if somebody takes it without asking or leaving a few dollars with the bag.if im not around atleast leave me some money to help pay for it
     
  7. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    I accidentally smoked an ant once. it exploded, I felt bad, but it had crawled in when I set the bowl down, I had cleaned the ants out of it before I loaded it in the first place. I thought I was the only one, ants everywhere are having a field day.
     
  8. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    ^ lol I've never encountered ants in my weed lol.
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    yea thats like ultimate redneck lol
     
  10. InfernoMunky

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    ive had deer eat my weed out in the woods... but i love that family of deer so i gave them my blessings after my cursings and and wished them a good trip... ever since they've been more friendly with poeple in the area...
     
  11. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

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    hahah i dont think any bugs have ever stolen my weed buttttt last friday i had about a half ounce and my bowl stolen out of my car while i was in school. that day was just one long series of unfortunate events...at the beginning of school that day the principal announced that they were calling in the police k-9 unit to come and sniff out all the drugs in peoples cars in the parking lot. they said if you turn yourself in then the police would drop all charges and you would only get in trouble with the school. so keep in mind i thought i had about a half ounce and my bowl in the car. i figured there was no way i wouldnt get caught and i would rather not have to pay the fine for getting in trouble with the police. so i turned myself in and gave the cops consent to search my car after telling them what all i had in it. they searched my entire car and told me that they found nothing. they only found 1 empty bag that had like a tiny fragment of a stem in it that they called "residue". so it turned out my car had been robbed before they came, so i turned myself in for nothing. the cops even told me the dogs did not smell anything in my car. and the school still slapped me with a three day suspension. bastards!!!! Right now i am in the process of appealing the suspension though
     
  12. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    I used to hide my shit in the attict cuz it was really cold at night so the bud would freeze and I could hide alot there. I would always keep at least 1/2 lb. This one morning I went to get my bud and the bag was tipped over, I thought I accidently forgot to seal it all the way. When I got it it had bite marks on the bottom of the bag. I could tell about 1/8 was gone. I went searching and about 10 ft away I found 2 grams sitting in a corner that a mouse/rat had stolen from me. I stole it back and sold it to somebody cuz I didnt want to smoke that. One time my freind had a gram of heroin(100$) in a pack of cigarettes and threw the pack out the window, he noticed about 2 mins later and freaked out
     
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