Annoying

Discussion in 'Dreadlocks' started by stalk, Feb 25, 2008.

  1. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    So it's been 9 months.
    My dreads kick ass.
    EXCEPT FOR ONE
    it's directly in the middle of my forehead.
    it doesn't grow...
    it's barely a dread.

    There's tons of loose hair at the root
    i can't for the life of me get this skinny middle dread to... dread!
    I hate it!
    It hangs in front of my eyes, and won't lock up
    and I swear
    it hasn't grown an inch in 9 months.
    what the fuck is wrong with this dread?
    I've thought about totally cutting it off......but......bad idea...........

    I think I burned this dread 9 months ago when I was smoking a bong.
    I uh....can't remember.

    What is your advice?
    I usually pin it back with a bobby pin because I hate it so much.
    Should I back comb this bitch? I havn't back combed any of my dreads

    GAHHHHHHHHH DIE STUPID DREAD!
     
  2. dreadlochness

    dreadlochness is a warrior.

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    try a crochet hook maybe. or t&r a little, then crochet/felt it. or just leave it and let it get there in its time. all viable options. :)
     
  3. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to eat it alive.
    BUT I CANT REACH IT
    oh wait!
    i can!
    just barely!
     
  4. lunatic_on_the_grass

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    i want to see your dreadies :)
     
  5. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    okay okay I'll take a picture tomorrow
     
  6. wanderin_blues

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    yeah post a damn pic wtf!! i dont even know what your dreads look like.
    i want to see this little bugger too. i have one tiny skinny one that formed on its own and it diesnt lock much either. and it has this wierd huge loopy shit at the end lol
     
  7. dready_kolo

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    Pics would be helpful :)
     
  8. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    HAHAHA NO FUCK THE ALIEN SPORE!!!!!!!!!
    (picture coming soon)
    thanks for making me laugh
     
  9. oilymoily

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    dude I had one exactly like that. it was the only dread I disliked. infact I hated it. I ended up getting my revenge though... with scissors :eek:
     
  10. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    don't say that! no!
     
  11. oilymoily

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    too late :) but you shouldn't do it. I learnt from my mistake. just take it easy... maybe try and talk things out with the pesky dread, see if you two can make peace? might even become good friends!
     
  12. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    yeah maybe in FOUR YEARS!

    oh well

    I'm (a) patient.
     
  13. oilymoily

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    dreads are about patience. peace :)
     
  14. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Sometimes.
    Other times they are about whipping people who are standing to close to me.
    Or about receiving broadcasts from all living things as I download them into my head and down my spine.
    Or looking awesome, like a tree, or like roots, or my connection to earth.

    Sometimes they rise and float around like Medusa.
    I swear.
    I like mushrooms.

    Patients are a vortex.
     
  15. soundsystem

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    Indeed.

    All hairdressers are in the employment of the government.

    Hair are your aerials: they pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight!
     
  16. Slashix

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    Oh, not the scissor dread action.. I shed a tear.

    Maybe that one just needs extra extra tlc and time.
     
  17. Rapidbliss

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    i had one somewhat centrally located in the forehead area, my solution was to render it in twain :p and unite the pieces with the dreads around it :).

    problem solved

    Isaac
     
  18. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    stop pinning it back thats preventing dreading, let it go its only been 9 months, thats nothing, oit will dread in its own time
    stop hating iot n start loving it
    dreads as antenas pick up energy as iu stated, perhaps it knows how u feel and is becomming rebelios because of it
    treat it with extra love, give it a pretty bead to make it feel better about itself since u crushed its self image by hating it and making it feel ugly and worthleres...it thinks your ashamed of it thats why u hide it , show it your proud of it
     
  19. stalk

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    Soaringeagle, you are so right.
    thank you, man.
    that was insightful.
     
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