Annoy me

Annoy me in this thread. For most people that means just post something.

 

So why would you post here or even want to read shit posted here?

 

Boredom.

 

Good reason.

 

Ookayeee

 

I can annoy anyone

 

I will annoy you by refusing to annoy you, and instead of trying to annoy you I will start a game and derail your thread. So from here out we're not annoying bird, we're just playing a game.

Here's the game: I'll give you three items. You have to work those items into a sentence. Just one. Then you name three items for the next person to work into a sentence.

Shark, stapler, waffle.

Go.

 

The shark ate the stapler with waffles today.

Men~flying~dog

 

My boredom is not cured yet, gang.

 

Only boring people get bored..... or something like that. Explains why I'm constantly bored

Wait a second....

 

Thank you Mr. Cliché.
I knew that was coming, but I am pleasantly pleased it was not already on page 1.

 

hehe, why dont you just go and do something instead??

 

This is still page 1 for me

 

At 1 at night on a monday?
Sure, I could hire a shotgun and go kill the neighbourhood cats, but I usually do that on wednesday night.

 

where the hell are u...its only 7pm here

 

He's on the moon. Eating all the cheese.

 

On the moon, eating cheese.

 

what happened bird losing it...he didn't even know where he was till indescribability told us.

 

I found his reply extremely hilarious, so I decided to duplicate it.

 

now if that don't prove you're bored nothing will