and now its time for....

FUNNY STORY TIME WITH PEACELOVEBAREFEET!

everyone cheer!!

anyways, so tonight was a funny, funny thing and i gotta tell all you jiveeeee hipforumers about it.

i was hanging out at this beach where some kids hang out and smoke weed and do other illict things! oh my! anyways, we got just stoned and drunk enough to decide to go skinny dipping. we rip off all our clothes and jump in the water. everything is fine for a while until we here a siren going off. i freaked out a little, but then the other people convince me that its probably just the trucks at the firestation going off to stop a fire. but a couple of minutes later, 4 cop cars come roaring up to our spot! so we sprint outta the water to put on our clothes and try and run away. but then, a HELICOPER comes FLYING OVERHEAD with a SPOTLIGHT. so we are all standing there, naked, covered in sand... people try to scatter, but i didnt.... i just did a jig/dance thing while standing in the spotlight... and the cops standing there start cracking up! so everyone starts doing like funny dances, and the helicopter lands.

it turns out, we don't even get into trouble! the cops LIKED us so much for not completely freaking out and like run away.... because it would be more work for THEM, see!? and they didn't even take our green or pipes or anything, no warning, even!

although... why they brought a helicopter for a bunch of people skinny dipping, i have no idea. it really wasnt a big deal.

so yeah, there's my story! it pretty much made my night! oh yeah, as i was walking to get into my car and leave, i found an eigth of someone's nugget that was there... SCORE!

 

fucking sweet man....chick....whatever...

I respect you so much for dancing to the sirens naked. way to go.

 

HAHAAhahahahaA

where the hell is it warm enough to go skinny dipping in illinois?

 

Way to enjoy the spot light. Nice.

 

Lol, sounds like a fun night, seriously though peacelove, i live in illinois and where i am its in the teens for weather, you must have been fucking cold!

 

hahahaha thats awesome, if I was a cop that would make my day , random naked stoned girl dancing in the spotlight...hahahahaha, awesome story

 

haha, it was FREEZING! That's why we all sprinted to get our clothes. But hey, come on, don't you guys know what vodka and really dank buds do to ya?

 

lol, i kno exactly what you're talking about

 

holy shit!! that is the most amazing story i have ever heard! i was grinning my ass off the whole time i read it! thank you!! =D

 

about half way through, i was wondering how this could end well...but then finding out that by just dancing in the spot light and making the police officers laugh enough to let you go freely just made the story incredible! thats the coolest thing i have heard in a while...hahaha

 

man, if i was that cop, it would have made my day seeing some stoned kids doin a jig on that beach. haha, thanks for the story.

 

wow. i wanna dance naked in front of a cop

 

haha naked drunk stoned pothead girl shivering her ass off dancing in the spotlight for god knows what reason. yeah i woulda chuckled and let u go too.

 

i live in chicago and its liek -20 with windchill tonight its fucking rediculas...

 

For that story, assuming it's true (which I do), you are awarded 50 cool points. Use them wisely, grasshopper

 

I did once.....but I had a bad night after that so never again .

 

fuckin eh... that was a great story man... I probably would have been one of the people running away though.... takes balls to dance naked in a police helicopter spotlight =D More power to ya

 

haha. must have been a moment of teenage beauty.

 

haha, yeah.... well, heres part TWO of the story! i went over to my friend's house today, and her dad is a cop! well, he found out about my little... adventure i'd guess you'd call it, and he said all the cops in the station laugh about it now, and they all thought i was super hot... lol also, you know how cop cars have those cameras in the front of their cars? well, i guess the cops have access to those.... my friend's brother (the one that has a cop as her dad) went into the station and was caught by his dad JERKING OFF TO ME.

i'm not sure whether to be flattered, or grossed out!

 

^dude, that's fucked. But then again, he is a guy, and you ARE hot...