And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Just making absurd comments about the above poster, you still wet the bed.. Don't ya? Tell everyone! Lol

 

Feels confident to reveal this now because he hasn't had an "accident" himself in nearly three and a half days.

 

Writes a weekly letter to the London Times dissing the Queen.

 

writes a similar weekly letter to the times, defending the queen. Never gets published....

 

writes letters to himself about his self and wonders if he's even worth the trouble.

 

This is the absurd accusation thread...not the insult poster above you thread


^ Real name is Kevin Daniels ....and decided to be a queen at the age of 26.

 

Lmao Peri! I've have alot worst said about me haha!:biggrin:

knows every single post in the kinky thread by heart, has them memorized word for word.

 

Acts out every post in the Kinky section.

 

doesnt smoke

 

Sits around smoldering.

 

Has never gotten through a game of Monopoly without upending the board. Nasty temper, that one.

 

Has never gotten through a game of Risk without pulling a gun on someone...even nastier temper that one

 

Thinks Dungeons and Dragons is the key to life.

 

Thinks hipforums is the key to a happy retirement.

Oh wait, that's not so absurd. Come back to me, I can do better.

 

is goin' ta hurry back ta me

 

Kisses the Blarney Stone every night before going to bed

 

Dude, I totally only said that because you're NOT closeminded. From what I could gather, at least. :daisy:

AND YES I DO, DAMN IT

 

Like to knock nests full of baby birds out of trees as he or she is climbing them.

 

Keeps raccoons in his/her attic and feeds them chemicals to boost their reproductive cycles and growth.

 

Giant raccoons, that would be awesome. But my cat would probably get to them first. Anyways...

Moonlights as a hand model.