sorry for this topic but i have never done anal before and i was just wondering if u was fucking a girl in her ass would you end up with shit on ur dick or wont it smell like shit if she was to suck it after? :/ also another qestion could any1 answer im 5 ft 8inches and my penis is 4.5inches long and 4 inches flat hard is that small for a 18 year old and will it get any bigger? answer both qestions please?
get her to douche first; average is apparently 6 inches but plenty of guys are around 4.5-5. It's not what u got but what u do with it - doubt if it will get bigger now - u shld hagve stopped growing. Simon :sunny:
Yeah, your dick comes out caked with shit. It also drips down your balls, and splatters on your torso and a bit in your face. Might want to wear safety goggles. You have a tiny dick and it will never grow-except that it will grow smaller as you grow older, and grow to need more and more viagra.
My dork is now the same color as one of her turds. Permanently. And it smells like a droopy diaper. Permanently. Yes. Your dick tiny. You can't satisfy yourself, let alone a woman.
If you wanna go to the zoo don't get mad when you see animals unless she needs to poo soon though it should be QUITE clean, even without a douche.
Couldn't agree more !!! If a little poo freaked me out I wouldn't be there. Her sphincter Cleans most of it off I just don't care I wash off when we are done no biggie. We have made love even when she was constipated and totally full of poo and no mess. I had her missionary on her back so gravity didn't come into play.
Hysterical thread. Actually this has been a question of mine for years, so I'm glad to read about caked shit, droopy diapers, brown penis, and laxative dick. But honestly guys.....the smell of shit will dry me up like the sahara desert.
Cool deal! How did you or she know she was constipated though? My wifey always tries to clean out first. We are like 90% anal now so we have to "manage" her pooping more and more. I think I did read your reply on another thread about "checking things first" and I thought you had said she takes care of it then you try again. If I get in her ass and feel something we usually keep going unless there is concern of a real mess. I dunno - its what anal couples have to do I guess.
She flew to meet me and flying stresses her out and she couldn't poop but she wanted to make love so we did and it was fine in missionary. It was years ago now she keeps her bowels on a schedule and cleans out because she likes to be clean when she knows were gonna have sex. When its spontaneous she asks me if i feel anything. It dosnt matter to me we have anal everytime it is what it is. We were making love recently and we changed positions and she saw my dick was dirty she said lets go clean up then u can finish I said why I'm gonna get dirty again so she got in doggy and we finished. It was just a little on my dick not a mess wash off and pee its all good. We really love anal so it's something you have to learn to deal with.
