an ode to anyone on here

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by tropic, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. tropic

    tropic Member

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    make a silly poem up of anyone you want on here ...be nice guys
    heres mine
    dq veg is a nice guy
    who loves chocolate covered ants
    he eats them on a morning
    as they run inside his pants
    they bite him on his bottom
    they nip him on his cock
    i hate to think of how he walks
    enough girls ....please dont mock!!!
     
  2. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    tropics sig really freaks me out
    her number of posts
    really makes me pout
    and just think
    about how the man in her sig
    might make her wnat to dance a jig
    it kind of makes me sick
    becuase his man thong
    isnt covering up his dick


    ok im done.
     
  3. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    Lying in a Feild is never here
    He runs through the outback
    Looking for beer
    His sig pic of Stewie was really funny
    But the picture of him shows he is a hunny
     
  4. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    tropic, you started a topic, but i don't care...all i can do is stare..at that guys butt. ;)
     
  5. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    I am so, so impressed
    someone wrote a poem for me
    if I didn't have my computer
    I would jump into the sea
    for if I didn't have computer
    oh how lonely I would be
    and no one would write me poems
    that were written just for me!
    (Me and my chocolate covered ants..)
     
  6. tropic

    tropic Member

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    lol...leave my naked man alone he dances for me ...and mike anytime xxx
     
  7. tropic

    tropic Member

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    fritz stop stareing at that mans butt
    i,ll point my finger and say tut tut
    but watching him now i must admit
    he does look rather fucking fit
    i often wonder now and then
    in HERE is there ANY good looking men
     
  8. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Oh YanknBurn could you ever learn

    that your poetic skills completely suck
    when those who read this are now shit out of luck
    becuase you stole thier time with the trash they read
    and now they shall wish you just drop dead
     
  9. tropic

    tropic Member

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    he sits and drives his little truck
    hoping for a little luck
    he has no gender or so i read
    i wonder what he does in bed
    sexual preference neutered or neuter
    hmmm thats why he likes his computer!!!!
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Lol thats cute, lol
     
  11. chicken68

    chicken68 Member

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    tropic what a poem you write

    showing a man with his bum so tight

    dancing around for only you

    but do watch out here comes the poo
     
  12. tropic

    tropic Member

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    i,d love to see that man turn round
    i,d throw his dick in the lost and found
    so you chick my little devil
    can take it to a different level
    stick it on my little sis
    then instead of poo you can have a piss
     
  13. chicken68

    chicken68 Member

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    a golden shower is what you say

    or is it something that you pry

    now little one you dont be shy

    your already had one dont tell a lie
     
  14. tropic

    tropic Member

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    chick i think your very sick
    i think if you,d try you,d love a dick
    take your clothes off one by one
    and the men in here will jump you hun
    i,d love you myself you little beauty
    but of cause im not that fruity
    so come along my little sis
    stand in the corner and take that piss
     
  15. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    no piss or pee for me
    a tight ass is all I see
    ..show me the front so I can ride for free
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I'm writing an ode to Friend
    He'll surely be here to the end
    He's a super man ;)
    He does what he can
    To stir up the shit
    With his enormous wit
     
  17. chicken68

    chicken68 Member

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    this is a rhyme about my big sis
    she has a snake that goes hiss hiss

    her name is jilly
    and she likes a willy

    she had a cat
    but her friend ran over that (it was an accident)

    now her cat is flat
    and thats the end of that

    now she has a new little puss
    lets hope he doesn't like to play with a bus

    my story is very short but sweet
    dont give her a pet or it will end up dog meat
     
  18. tropic

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    cough and splutter your only jealous because i have a relationship with a 5 foot boa and theres nothing wrong with my pussy...or so i get told ...sooo there
    random thought:H ...ehhhh sis i wonder if theyve had fighting sisters on here before now theres a good thread...lol
     
  19. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    I'd write a poem for all to see
    but I lost my head (where could it be)
    I tried to find it, then I got lost
    and ended up in fields of moss
    when the bumble bee guide, said over here
    I went the wrong way (I couldn't hear)
    then fell off a cliff, and I must admit
    that I really didn't like it one bit
    But I landed on a trampoline, angled to the east
    and bounced into the mouth, of some hairy beast
    but he was a vegan, so he spit me out
    with a great big yuck and started to pout
    but I couldn't see him. because I had no eyes
    (I promise you, I'm not telling lies)
    So, on with my search, feeling discouraged
    I triped and fell (I bet you thought "into pourage")
    That wasn't it, no not at all
    you silly people, it was into a wall!
    So I followed the wall, to see where it led
    and low and behold, there was my head!
    I was so happy to be finished with that
    but now I am wondering where is my hat?
    so the only reason I wrote this, is just to ask
    Have you seen my hat......
     
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