Am I going to hell?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Taylor, Sep 18, 2004.

  1. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    If I gave a blowjob in a synagogue over the weekend, on Rosh Hashanah (jewish new year, very holy) but to a jewish boy... am I going to hell?

    Your thoughts...
     
  2. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    depends. .........did you spit or swallow? and i thought you were gay
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Wow... thats one of the hottest things I've ever heard.

    Congrats. [​IMG]
     
  4. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    I swallowed.
    And I'm bi.
     
  5. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    Just let me cum on you face and it will wash away your sins
     
  6. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    You are going to hell for sleeping with a Jewish boy. I mean, ewww, they aren't circumsized.
     
  7. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    lol, retard. circumsizion is part of the jewish faith.
    and no, you're not going to hell. it sounds way too hot to be considered sin.
     
  8. bird_migration

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    Wherever you go, that Jewish boy must have been in heaven for a whilst.
     
  9. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    i can get you an indulgence exculpating yourself , but you have to let the cardinal fuck you in the ass on easter sunday in the quire loft .
     
  10. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    did you do it on the altar(do they have them?_)
     
  11. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Did it suck?
     
  12. Taylor

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    Um... no, we did it in the women's section (its a dicky orthadox synagogue and so is divided into womens and mens...

    there's not really an altar in a synagogue...

    Um... no... it was rather good, actually.

    But you guys still haven't answered my question... am i going to hell?
     
  13. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i think he washed away your sins
     
  14. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Worse. You'll have to spend eternity in New Jersey.
     
  15. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHhahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  16. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    A fate not suited for even Darth Vader himself.

    But maybe for Kevin Smith films. Maybe.
     
  17. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    .................well now that your a sinner and going to hell. how about sharing the love?:eek:
     
  18. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    i think everyone should meet at the place of worship of their choice , and comit acts of prurient revelrly ......randome thoughts , meet me at st. pats in nyc. please !
     
  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Jews are way smarter than Christians and don't believe in hell...no need to worry
     
  20. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    Well.... that makes me feel a whole lot better... muwahaha... it was so much fun.
     
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