Almost forgot! Prez was here today

In my county- a few miles away.... watched it on tv at like 10 am... him getting off his stupid plane....
Anyways I tried to go to the grocery and beer store and got stuck in traffic on two blocks for forty minutes cause of that bastard.

Pout with me.

 

That wanker!

 

I wanted to go and throw food at him or something.

 

don't misunderestimate him.

 

Is the stupid plane a smaller version of a regular one? Like a short bus!

 

Teeheehee squared.
I heard a misquote on the tv today. I wish I remembered it. He's a goofball.

 

Should've shot the dumb bastard.

 

You know.... I was so pissed off about my bank today.. that I considered going away one and then the other.....

:leaving:

 

This is when it's always appropriate to stick your foot out and trip him. Especially after rejecting children's healthcare. *shakes fist angrily*

 

he came to farmington and we got to go see him. it was a miserable affair for me but it was still pretty cool. it's the PRESIDENT, you know? i don't care if he looks like a retarded monkey.

 

and i have to admit, the secret service and all the ceremony and watching AF1 landing was pretty fucking BADASS. seriously, the secret service is almost as cool as disneyland security.

 

did everyone moon the motorcade? if not, why not?

=^^=
.../\...

 

I wanna be in the secret service.

 

dave was alone on the highway driving home from albuquerque when the president's motorcade was coming up the other side of the highway. they'd clsed dwn the highway going both ways, and here's dave, puttering along totally alone. he was waiting for a jet t blow him off the road.

(sorry, the o on my keyboard doesn't work very well anymore, and i'm getting sick of fixing the typos.)

 

Haha...that's nutty. They closed down five miles of roads here yesterday.....

And my keyboard sucks too.

 

You are such a farfanugan!

Why are you pouting? Go meet Bush and have a beer with him! I would love to have the opportunity to have a beer with him!

 

I'll have a beer with him. And I'll bring a big bag of pretzels too.

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and some fried chicken.

 

If the soviet-made hand grenade tossed by Vladimir (the impaler) Arutinian had actually exploded back in 2005 - it would be a moot point :H



Hotwater

 

Throw pretzels, not rocks.

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