airplane trouble

K so im going on a trip to northern Maine fo like 1 and a half. I will be going to the middle of nowhere on a lake = smoke all day. But wait i have to take a plane any tips on how to get weed through security

 

put ure weed in a baggy, in a baggy, in a baggy. And but that weed in a stuffed animal or something... whatever you got to, to have xray not identify it ...you should be covered... thats what Ive done 3 times... its worked.

 

I'd say at least 20 more layers of baggy, and about 10 layers of duct tape, and put it in animal like sir tokes alot says, or I read someone else someplace suggested putting it in a bar of soap, and melting the bar into one piece.

if your crazy enough swallow it in a condom, or shove it up yer ass. I doubt they'll notice that.

personally.. I wouldn't risk it... airline security is too crazy for me now adays(specialy after 9/11) and I think intent of transporting weed has an increased fine. You may pull it off more often than not, but I just don't think the risks are worth it.

 

ur probably right

 

I've heard, now this is only what I've heard, get a bottle of shampoo (that you can't see through) and put all your pot in a Garcia y Vega tube or some other tube, seal it up tight, and stick it in the shampoo. Close the bottle up and throw it in with the rest of your toilettries. It might work...

 

put it in a ziploc baggie. A zip loc. Put tape around the ends so its just a rolled up baggie that wont come unrolled. Wear some pants or long shorts what ever you feel comfortable doin this in. Then just tape that bitch to your thigh. You run a lesser risk than tryin to hide it in a teddy bear or shampoo bottle. Where the x ray could pick it up. Just keep clear of the dogs if any. I rarely see hounds at the airport, But they are there so just watch out. Dont use duct tape, masking tape is so much gentler on the thigh hairs. you just may have to wrap it around your thigh more than once. Use common sense. Doin it like this is tried and trued.

 

why fly? Take a bus or train

 

hell i've been searched getting on a greyhound before in memphis.everyone was, it depends on what the security alert is...it went to orange in the middle of my trip, so security was beefed up. at least i wasnt patted down between the legs though....as far as going on an airplane is concerned, they WILL pat you down between the legs, so im not su sure taping it to the thigh is such a great idea.

 

there is a risk regardless of which way you go. But generally security is much more relaxed taking a bus or train.

 

Ive never been patted down at an airport, Ive been flyin from here and there for years, I dont know but either way ya go your taking a chance and there really isnt one thats better than the other.

 

i've never been patted down at an airport either, but they usually ask me to take off my shoes. So if you try to put them in your shoes, thats already out of the question.


i remember reading somewhere that if you were to put your weed in a baggy, empty out a jar, put your weed in the jar and fill the whole thing with peanut butter, that might prevent anyone from seeing or smelling. I have never tried this or any method of getting weed through air port security, so i dont know how well it works.

 

maybe, if youre a guy, you can roll it up and tape it to your penis (careful with that tape!). Then if they pat you down, they'll just feel an extra-large cock. You might even impress some people, especially since I have a theory that cop-type-people are assholes in order to compensate for certain *ahem* inadequacies...

Or, tripple baggie it and put it in some peanut butter. Can't smell it, can't x-ray it. and you have an excuse: you are a peanut butter loving guy, can't fly without it.

 

i kinda thinkj the peanut butter idea is a little sketchy, Ive never known anybody to bring a jar of peanut butter with them on a flight. Also im bettin the airline guys have seen that little trick before and may keep an eye open to somthing like that

 

well bring like saltine crackers w/ you and say u love ur peanut butter and crackers or like u have to eat every 2 hours and the peanuts are good for u because u have a low protein count or some shit like that. or be like listen it was either this or 5 sandwhiches. so i picked this haha ive nevr snucked weed in an airport, i dont want to get caught its not worth it to me. but if i was going where u are, then i would deffinatly try to sneak it. and u prob have a lot too.

 

you might be able to pass it off as something for being diabetic or something. Huh i dont know

 

Just be careful whatever you do since there's always a risk. I just went on a plane and coming back I passed by a police dog and the first thing that went through my mind was "Thank God I didn't bring anything."

 

Yeah, the bar of soap idea is the best I've seen so far. Carve out a hole, put the baggie in, melt the soap shavings back into the hole, then use the soap so it doesn't have a huge melted section on it. No one's gonna question a bar of soap. That seems almost fool proof.

 

Run

No umm...yeah definately try something that covers the smell...hell maybe just tape it to your thigh and just wrap a napkin around it and then spray the napkin with a shitload of axe so it absorbs the smell better...

Good luck whatever you do!

 

k i have made my decision im going to rap the weed in five to ten small baggies then im going to shrink wrap it then seal it in a no freezer burn bag. and tape under my balls, gross i know but it must be done

 

...just for saying that, I hope you get caught. Lol, bringing weed on a trip doesnt "must be done", its not worth getting caught, and if you did some how, you would get fucked in the ass with penalties.

Good luck