Ain't Too Proud To Chat..

fuck me...red carpet is already discussing sex assault ....

 

I may have missed it orison, but why haven't you split up with her yet?

 

ill have to get back to u, on moblie atm..

 

lol...can i answer?...me pick me?...i have my hand up and everything...i know the answer




boobies



at least that was always my excuse....dot like losing the all access pass to those boobies ......i hated y wife with a passion...second wife....i plotted ways to kill that bitch....but i still banged her every chance i got .....

in bed was the only time she shut the fuck up long enough to get a boner

 

I read somewhere a long time ago that elephants are the only land animal that can't jump.

Wow

I don't know what to believe anymore.....

 

Watching cycling world championships.

 

elephats cant jump...that one is landing....elephants can only walk or fly

 

im fairly certain theyre great swimmers

 

yep,,built in snorkel

 

So let me get this right.. Elephants are great swimmers because they have a built in snorkel? Now ya got me thinking!!

 

Easy win for team Germany.

200 lap velodrome race lol.

 

The baby elephant was probably running around and bouncing or something lol. It also might be fake but I saw it on a nature facebook page so it has to be real.

 

Just about to start my 35 lap Xfinity Race, Noah Gragson is in the field. He races for Kyle Bush in Xfinity series.

 

I'm most probably going to post this elsewhere (here) but here's the 1st time view of the adult dog that I began seeing a bit less than a week ago...she is timid and runs anytime I open the door, or if I happen to be outside "with" her. I just hate thinking of this poor dog's anguish over no home...I have a padded throw out there on the front porch/stoop that it seems she sleeps on. I fed her at the end of the sidewalk this morning and tonight. She is scared as hell...my pics I took by zooming in on her from inside the screen door after I had put out food for her.

Anyway...what in the world...smh

 

When I have approached her outside she has run INTO the road in front of my house...which I found deeply disturbing.

She ran quite a distance down the road...I had hoped to her home.

goodnightalive

 

i don't understand the second photo?..did it get hit by a car?....and then you ran for your camera?....that's so cold


j/k

 

shitty oscar show....the prettiest imo woman on tonights Oscars was that English babe who accepted for whatever movie had a deaf kid in it?...she signed as she spoke and dang good gosh almighty she was frikking beautiful


teach her to talk Canadian and she'd be perfect



also j/k

 

darkest hour was a good movie

 

i saw mudbound....that's the only movie out of all the Oscars this year