After the Rapture ?

Ya know after millions of people just disappear and go to heaven to be with God. But millions more will be left here on earth to suffer because they are heathens. Hell I'm not sure if I want to go to heaven or stay here with the heathens. Wait ! God might not want me anyway. So I think I'll party with the heathens. Just in case. I'm kidding God ! Really I'm just fuckin around. Forgive me ok.

Peace

 

we got absinthe

 

Unless God has a new Sony 50” HDTV I’ll stay here on earth with the heathens


Hotwater

 

i'm gonna need to up your haloperidol dosage again, okay?

 

Well I know where I'll be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5zTzlqwGc

 

i'll be chuggin the communion wine cause none of the other heathens and blasphemers would be going to the churches soon....except fancy ones, to steal stuff or move in.

 

im looking forward to the rapture,we wont have to deal with the christian fundamentalists anymore...

 

indeed! course they can, at times, be kinda cute and amusing in their own backward way

 

I'm buying myself two enwraptures

http://www.enwrapturevintage.citymax.com/homepage.html

 

Actually I hate to tell you people.

There is no mention of the rapture in the Bible.

The concept of the rapture came way after the bible as we know it was written.

Personally I find radical Christians annoying. So if they want to rapture themselfs that is cool.

 

Except didnt that board game called Illuminati have a card called THe Rapture.
And also had a pentagon and WTC being attacked cards?ie well before 2001

In other words , wont the Rapture be fake?

 

yes it is, but only vaguely:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture#Scriptural_basis

 

LMAO!

There is still no direct reference to the rapture. I read all those references in the New King James Version.(New Translation)

The article said people use these verses to justify the rapture.

I can justify reincarnation with the Bible. You can interpret anything you want with the bible.

Personally I do not care. I am not Christan.

 

this is a new translation. After the idea of the rapture became popular actually.

I used to use Wikipedia for a reference but have sence learned to find multiple resources. The information on there is admitted from every day people. It doesn't go through a screening or making sure everything is fact.

 

Yeah but it's not gonna hurt to cover your ass just in case. If you don't cover your own ass no one else will ya know. So I'm hopin God likes me and so do the heathens. Joy I win either way.

Peace

 

I'm waiting for the "Rupture".

 

do you actually think youll get to heaven doin it "to cover your ass,just in case"?

"no one else will know?" no one but jesus and his father in heaven..

 

God just spoke to me, he uttered these four simple words..

Hook..
Line..
And..
Sinker...

 

God's gone fishin'!!!

 

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