*Advice for Stupid People 2*

Try not to wake up on fire

 

sitting on an innertube with an outboard motor strapped to your back is only fun for 30 seconds....not worth it

 

Never give a bikini wax to an ill-mannered baboon.

 

dont fart in the car wash

 

Always shuck oysters before eating.

 

don't kick the dang rattle snake...

 

Never ask a blind man to pass the salt.

 

don't slap a cop when you pass them on the street...

 

dont take these threads serious

 

look both ways before crossing the street

 

Don't use your fingers as a push stick while using a table saw.

 

don't give all your money to strippers

 

don't bitch slap the judge when you go in to court...

 

dont show up to a job interview with no shoes

 

Don't go to a job interview and ask "Who's the head moron in charge of this fiasco/"

 

Don't take your mommy with you to a job interview

 

don't forget to stop at the red colored light....

 

we can smell you

 

always retorque your tire rim nuts....

 

You do that????????

The yellow light does not mean Go really, really fast