Advice Corner

Post in this thread if you want me to give you advice. State your problem, and I will tell you the right course of action. I promise not to tell you to go and off yourself unless that is truly the best solution.

 

whats the best way to get odon to shut up?

 

switch off and go out in your garden!

 

well you told me in another thread i didnt know how to think how can i fix this bravesir???

 

Usually by frustrating him enough so that he results to simply insulting you instead of actually answering your comments. This is extremely easy to achieve.

 

What should I have for breakfast if it's raining?

 

Read a couple of good books in order to sharpen up your reading comprehension, and take a math course in order to renew your acquaintance with the workings of logic.

 

Avocado seasoned with light salt and lime.

 

sadly its raining.. not a option..

 

i must be slipping im having trouble achieving that..

 

Thanks.

One more thing, a friend recently revealed to me that he's having trouble getting it up, what should I say to him?

 

You should try using the word "******" everytime you ever reply to him, but within context so that it pisses him off even more.

Per example:

"My niggers told me that the socio-economic status of the British republic is rather stagnant at the moment".

 

here too. A fucking lot.

 

wise BSR help me with my problems.

my wife is pregnant with a black man's baby.
there are three black men living in my apartment complex.

how do i deduce which one is the father and what method do i use to i kill/destroy him?

also, is it difficult to apply for welfare?

 

i may have to resort to that.. thank you for the advice.. :cheers2:

 

Tell him to get a job with GM and get fired so that he could receive free Viagra.

If that option isn't available then you should tell him to stimulate his penis with exercise, together with taking natural supplements that encourage sexual drive and potency. Yohibe, GBL, and even certain aphrodisiacs (among others) have shows to have a positive effect.

 

What do you think about law school ?

 

Actually, going out in your garden,,in the rain,,is still an option. It's just that you may prefer not to go out into the rain. So, it's a preference.

If I were you, I'd obey the Rubin. It may change your life.

 

Thanks, now I can sleep soundly dreaming of my avocado breakfast.

Good night.

 

I am sure that your wife has slept with all of the black men on numerous occasions, so finding out by yourself would be very difficult. You should take your wive and the black men on The Murray Show and have a DNA test done to determine the father. Be aware that the father may not even live with you, since your wife has obviously sluted her stuff on the street many times.

Sadly, there is no scientifically proven modern method of destroying black men. Slavery used to have an extremely high success-rate but was sadly banned. Non-scientific studies point towards crack as the current number one tool for negro-domination.

It is indeed difficult to apply for welfare if you're white and do not have previous employment history. On the other hand, they throw you a party at the welfare office if you're back, with an all inclusive "Welcome Aboard" package including a "I Love My Government, Nigguh!" t-shirt.