Absurdity

In this thread, you can only say things that don't make sense.

Otherwise you'll get banned. :toetap05:

So I'll start with the classical:

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

 

if you fart in the woods and no one is there to hear it, do the trees laugh?

 

The elastic of the imagination stretched so thin it vanishes into nothing. Into all.

 

How come Psychics aren't rich ? And why does my nose hair grow faster than the hair on my head ?

Peace

 

why is the stuffed riding donkey mocking me?

 

where is a horses balls?

 

why is a mouse when it spins?

 

I hate how it tickles when sweat trickles down my cleavage.

 

i love you in your gown, i love you n your nighty, but when the moon sits between your tits... jeezus christ almighty!!!

 

How come no one in customer service speaks english ? WTF

Peace

 

You cannot erase a love letter with a nipple.

 

Trust me this won't hurt at all just hold still.

Peace

 

why do people say "i love you but..." the use of the word *but* completely cancels out the i love you. just say what you mean people.

 

I love you but your killing me. LOL

 

you misunderstood... they're saying they love your butt...



erm, angry boils upon steve's tampon brighten the vacuum

 

What's the differance in a duck???-------------one leg's the same.

 

my edible will be seen to cracked its radius

 

So I say to Sheila, I say, you really can never find good help these days....why, just the other day Jose was out in the garden watering the garden with his little Jose, if you know what I mean.....

*wink*

Ha, hahaha, haha, ha......

 

my uncle-in-law's baby daddy grew 3 muslim toasters in the personable dashboard

 

The penguins are eating the mayonaise again, dear....