aaahahaha eew

THE SMELL OF A WOMAN!

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City
Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like
expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly,
"Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very
arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel
No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destiny
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both
beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts.......

"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"











what the hell ?!?!

 

that was just not right...

 

it sounds like it'd be a stinky fart

 

it does...

 

ha ha they said fart, therefore it is a good joke

 

*plugs nose* Ewww. Although broccoli is yummy

 

tis true, and they look like mini trees

 

Makes me feel like a giant eating them

 

strangely...kinky

 

strangely odd considering I'm sorta short

 

Could you be anymore insensitive?

 

Hey I wasn't saying shorts a bad thing, I was saying it's ironic, that's all.

 

tell it to da midget man, tell it to da midget *wipes tear from eye*

 

hey midgets cool especially "weeman"

 

heh... weeman... sounds like a porn star's name.

 

midgit porn? hmm.

 

weeman... yeah...

 

I didn't know broccoli made you fart?!

 

hahaha. ew.

 

Ahhh Mini Tree's That brings back lost childhood of eating vegatables........Where did it all go?